Yesterday I felt like going on Tinder. I had not used it for over 2 years. And had deleted my account.

I remember last time vividly. It was like getting thots thrown at you. Match, match, match. Chicks were DTF or to sext so bad!

Back to my story. Yesterday I create my account. 4 pics. Boom. Alerts off, I'm not wasting time in this shit.

I'm finally free to rest a bit right now. Go on Tinder expecting 50+ likes at least. I barely have 12. I'm way hotter than I was 2 years ago.

Wtf is going on? Lol