Cohabitating and charging rent for profit

rosesmellikepoopoo · 2020-05-20T11:19:12+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if you guys seek the drama. Are you that much of a bitch that you're intentionally looking for opportunities to cuck yourself?

It can't be by accident because I see these posts way too often

IT'S REAL SIMPLE BUD

DON'T MOVE IN WITH A BITCH YOU'RE FUCKING

Saladin19 · 2020-05-20T11:08:27+00:00

Lol soooooo many things can go wrong but try it! Curious to see what the results are

And how you'll feel when she starts using your apartment as home base for the cock carousel

the_fourth_musk3teer · 2020-05-20T11:07:17+00:00

Lmao get outta here

MoneyStreet94 · 2020-05-20T12:58:50+00:00

I did exactly that. Was great for the first 2 weeks but after that a lot of drama because she developed feelings and wanted to take things exclusive.

DO NOT DO IT

goldenpoopstain · 2020-05-20T14:29:27+00:00

This is a rare situation that won't apply to most, but I figure I would share.

Lived with a plate for a few months and she paid half the rent. She bought food, cooked, and I fucked other girls while she worked nights. She was in the Navy and took a few multi week deployments as well, so prime time for me to fuck.

Shit was perfect. Nice little beach house in San Diego. Life was great.

IXseed · 2020-05-20T13:09:45+00:00

Yea, I'm SURE a girl would do that and NEITHER of you would be put into a position where living together would complicate shit.

Listen, one of the reasons against cohabitation is that in any relationship when a bitch starts acting up your best bet is to REMOVE YOUR ATTENTION. You can't really do that if you live together, especially in a 2br. So she get's 100% access to your time whenever she wants and you think you'd be able to keep her as just a plate? Or when you have to cut her off you can't bring pussy home because she'll nuke the situation out of spite?

comcain · 2020-05-20T14:24:59+00:00

You're letting yourself in for a pile of drama that's not worth whatever $$ you'll make. And you can't get rid of her, which means you've upgraded her from plate to LTR. Sure it's convenient to have pussy just down the hall.

But have you ever actually lived with a woman?!?

You're going to have to negotiate everything.

"Leave the toilet lid down! It's your turn to vacuum! It's still dirty, vacuum it again! Ohmigod, you're such a slob, look at all these dirty dishes! It's your turn to do laundry! You idiot, you put reds in with my load and turned them all pink! You forgot to use fabric softener on my bra! Ewww, do you have to watch Rick and Morty, I want to watch a romantic comedy! Clean out the drain after you shower! I'M ON THE PHONE! I'm doing my hair! I'm doing my makeup! No you can't go to the bathroom, I'm busy in here! It's your turn to cook! Not Ramen noodles again?! My Dad is coming to visit, can't you wear something nice? Want to meet my family? I mean, we're living together and all. We're practically married! WHAT, YOU BROUGHT A WOMAN HOME WITH YOU? I thought we were ... sniff together..."

And on and ON and ON AND ON...

Still, it might be a good experience for you to learn about married life. It'll quench that desire in you to ever get married, or for that matter, ever have a woman as a roommate.

Go for it. What could go wrong?

Cheers

whatnololyea · 2020-05-20T22:50:31+00:00

Lease the room sure, but not to a plate

Title	Cohabitating and charging rent for profit
Author	EscobapRablo
Upvotes	0
Comments	12
Date	May 20, 2020 11:03 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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