So my former plate 4 years ago was a Spanish teacher who I hooked up with through OkCupid for 6 months. We were somewhat exclusive, as I believe she didn't sleep with others from what I could tell (but I did). Well 4 years later today, I hit her up and she tells me how much she misses me blah blah blah. Then proposed that I come live with her in Argentina and she will pay for my ticket. I guess she's now a manager of some branch down there. However, she has gained weight from what I can see on her LinkedIn. Sounds like a fun opportunity but also like a trick to take my special semen.. what would you do?