As a virgin, I will only let you hit it if you can microwave pizza rolls to the perfect temperature.

Bandit174 · 2021-01-01T22:24:39+00:00

Why not just order real pizza

SeemedGood · 2021-01-02T00:05:07+00:00

Bid out on any chick that eats microwaved pizza rolls.

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Alarmed-HamsterSpins · 2021-01-01T22:52:52+00:00

Heat them in the oven. Now venmo me all your money I am your goddess to worship!

stephker3914 · 2021-01-02T00:18:52+00:00

You again! Yeah, you sound like a virgin, what's your perfect temperature though?

Edit: Happy New Year! I hope your chest pussy holds up this year!

brofanities · 2021-01-02T01:08:04+00:00

Only if I can also drench you in ranch during sex.

I also make a perfect temp hot pocket, you could say me and my microwave have a certain symbiosis. Checkmate ladies.

wkdarthurbr · 2021-01-02T02:26:28+00:00

U need to get the microwave intensity to the lowest possible and cook it very slowing, stoping and starting sometimes so that the temp on the outside reach the inside. It's better if u cook it on the oven at a low temp.

Title	As a virgin, I will only let you hit it if you can microwave pizza rolls to the perfect temperature.
Author	newyearspurgeaccount
Upvotes	5
Comments	7
Date	January 1, 2021 10:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/kok9w9/as_a_virgin_i_will_only_let_you_hit_it_if_you_can/
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