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[–]HiveMindKing19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This... makes no sense
[–]GynocentrismCanSMA6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I've heard stories like it that were great, but this got a downvote because it is not how you meme at all
[–]Megitgud[S] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This meme was originally about this. I just saw the similarities between that story and the wsb guys suddenly being in the spotlight, ready to be found by their gold diggers soulmates.
[–]RedEyeBlackEye11 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But it's funny ASF though
[–]jeetz095 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I did this something like this. Girl I knew and haven’t talked to in over a year, came out of nowhere when she found out I was interning at an Aerospace company. We started seeing each other. I then pretended to have been laid off when really my contract was just done. I timed it when her ex passed the Fundamental Exams for mech engineering. I knew though mutual friends. Her demeanor changed definitely changed an all of a sudden the other guy is like Jesus to her. When she tried to dump me, I pulled a reverse card and told her. “Btw, I got a new job at the space coast”. Bitch was fuming to the point that she’s using her sister to keep an eye on me.
[–]Megitgud[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well played sir, they can sniff your earning potential like sharks after blood.
[–]Selfmade_31272 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
that's pretty much my life story: M.Sc. in CS, 6 figure income in finance sector (consultant), with smart investments and my high income I turned really wealthy ... at work I have to wear suits and I drive Maserati (because all my colleagues have sports cars) ... but look at me at home: I eat Spaghetti Bolognese I made myself, type on Reddit and watch One Punch Man on the second monitor ... those b***** wouldn't guess that I own real estate that is worth millions now (I nearly completed the passive income for my retirement, nearly all of it from renting out)
[–]Megitgud[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you could hide your wealth at work too that would be a perfect gray man approach, but you're still doing great.
[–]Soggytp-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Why would you expect anybody to be initially interested in you if you're broke lol. Would you want a bankrupt girlfriend?
[–]Megitgud[S] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You can filter out the gold diggers when you're "broke", it's a reverse shit test.
[–]RedEyeBlackEye16 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Like the dude who was frugal so his gf dumped him...only to find out from his friends that he's actually a millionaire.
Used to lurk, it was floating around here like a couple years ago.
[–]Megitgud[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, I found the source and there was even a Better Bachelor video about it that I missed.
[–]9trogenta6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Would you want a bankrupt girlfriend?
Yes. They're the most submissive.
[–]Soggytp2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have fun paying for everything
[–]9trogenta0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm in a country where I don't have to pay for anything. You'd be 100% right if I wasn't.
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