So im an artist as a hobby and my friend whose.name rhymes with cous cous invited me to his girl's paint n sip. Obviously, Im all about it. I get there with good ol Cous and the other invites and this bitch has us paint her fucking apartment. I shit you not she set up a whole paint and sip to paint her apartment. I came with my brush set ready for a canvas. She had someone cook food and shit.

Then she wants to run the operation while she is working from home on her work laptop. It gets better guys. She wants the whole apartment done in one go, ceiling one color walls another. Four rooms total, absolutely no prep work done, no supplies other than paint and rollers.

The icing is far from this cake guys, theres still more. She now wants to argue with our "man logic" that the entire place cant be done in a day and that theres no place to put an entire apartments worth of furniture. Her sister begins painting the bathroom, no tape on the edges or wall tiles. Her solution is to have someone else go over it with paint thinner. Nothing on the floor for when the paint drips. "Didnt have time for that". She's supposed to be working yet keeps coming out to hitler everyone, her sister is the only one who did anything, for about 20 minutes when her shoulders began to hurt from working the roller. It was here I left for a pack of smokes and took my ass the fuck home