Plate tried to arrange a hookup date. I'm kinda busy the next couple days so I told her that I'd hit her up the following week.

At night she texts me this:

Oh sunday could work out, could you come earlier?
Or wait no I'll be too dead, sorry haha
I'll hit you up on tuesday
(20 minutes later) I think I'll look for a lockdown boyfriend, would be the best, right?

I mean, do whatever you want to do, but wtf is this. I know she's trying to fuck with me (mentally).

How should I answer?