Too many rants. Time to share a fun story. 

A long time ago at a base I will not name.   I started a charity with a few others to support working single mothers.  We put up the Donation jars with the slogan and the promise all proceeds will go to support local working single mothers.

After a few weeks of collecting. We took the jars to the bank, Had the donations converted to 1s and 5s. Then we went to a local strip club to distribute the donations. As promised.....

Every dollar collected went to a single working mom