I don't know why I haven't been invited yet, but I know they're happening and that I wasn't invited.

  1. I'm not dumb. Do you expect me to believe men conspired and took over in every EVERY culture without being organized and having meetings? What does that say about women not being in charge after organizing publicly and frequently if men aren't even organizing? Obviously there are secret meetings, and I want in.

  2. I'm cool. I'm not a rat or a snitch. I won't tell the women. I know in order for us to effectively conspire, we have to have millions of us get together meeting in private.

I'm just saying, it'd be a shame if word got out about how we conspired to create a patriarchy. Of course if I was busier, I wouldn't have time to blab about it...