WARNING BEFORE POST: ANY POST I, u/ThatParanormalRobGuy, OR MY FRIEND, u/jackkulesza, MAKE ARE NOT INTENDED TO HATE ON WOMEN. WE DO NOT HATE WOMEN.

Anyways, feminists need to shut up about male privilege. It doesn't exist. u/jackkulesza and I had an extensive conversation about this and we came up with some privileges women have that men don't. Here's our list:

  1. A woman can rape a man then sue him for child support. She can also steal his sperm and sue for child support.
  2. A woman can name any man as a father of her child/children. The man has 30 days to prove that via a DNA test he isn't the father. If he doesn't take the test in 30 days, he ends up having to take care of a child he potentially doesn't care about and doesn't know.
  3. In some countries, men need to serve their country in some way (e.g. serving in the army) to get a driver's license and a pension. A woman doesn't have to.
  4. Women have numerous laws that protect them. Women can use these laws to their advantage to avoid jail sentences and so forth.
  5. Women get more lenient sentences in court and cannot be punished by the death sentence.
  6. A woman can ruin a man's life with a false rape accusation by saying "this man raped me". A man will have his life ruined by a false rape accusation. He can lose all of his assets, his job, his relationships, his college degrees, he'll struggle to find a job and he'll be branded a rapist, which will be what everyone remembers him for.
  7. A woman can have consensual sex and then the next day decide she didn't like it or she didn't consent (even though she did), and then blame the man for rape. The consequences for a man for a false rape accusation is listed in point No. 6.
  8. A woman will receive a lesser sentence for a false rape accusation, which will ruin a man's life. Refer to point No.6.
  9. Women have the privilege to show their emotion. Men are socially conditioned to not show their emotions. If they do, they get told to man up, and that we shouldn't be cry-babies.
  10. Back during the World Wars, it was seen as cowardly for men not sign up for the army, but it was acceptable if women didn't sign up to become a nurse. It still is today in some places.
  11. Men are expected to be a knight in shining armour for women. They have to give up their lives just to cater to a woman's needs. What does a woman have to do? Be attractive and that's it.
  12. It's empowering for a woman to say kill all men, but sexist and misogynistic if a man says kill all women.

Are there any more female privileges? Let me know.