Small town in PA, nowhere is safe and what a surprise... no way any rational self respecting man would take this

2021-04-18T17:03:31+00:00

Looks like your average shitty tinder profile. What's so egregiously bad here?

jeepdrvr18 · 2021-04-18T17:23:26+00:00

That whole profile is a giant red flag.

JimmyZtt · 2021-04-18T17:56:15+00:00

Wow, you thought being in anytown USA would keep the delusions and toxic femininity locked up in the urban centers only??

Welcome to the red pill my friend.

We don't call it clown town, clown city or clown area.

This is Clown World! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤮 (Personally I wanted to call it clowntopia but was out voted 🤣😁)

xmetalmanx013 · 2021-04-18T20:20:27+00:00

These women are all carbon copies of each other. It’s amazing, like even down to the same wording in every profile.

bieberblows · 2021-04-18T18:33:32+00:00

Couple things come to mind.

She has a 4 month old kid and just got out of a 2 year relationship. Do the math. Baby daddy is still in the picture. I refuse to be cucked and end up dead due to some jealous asshole.

She has a 4 month old kid and the 2 year relationship guy is not baby daddy. Tells me she cheated on him or she is looking for a beta provider.

If she knows you she is swiping right. I have no idea how dating sites work so Im assuming swiping right means good and swiping left means no since she tells you to swipe left if you don't like single moms. Tinder is a dating site which translates to hookups. So her "friends first no hookups " line is bullshit since she admits she'll swipe right on guys she already knows(banged). No thank you gonorrhea breath.

2021-04-18T17:11:03+00:00

I've seen worse on this august forum

colomon978 · 2021-04-18T20:39:24+00:00

I only read to the part that says I have a 4 month old daughter. Big Red flag in the 2nd sentence. Automatic pass. Can you filter out women with kids on dating apps? I've never used a dating app. Just seems like it would be a useful feature.

ClutchNes · 2021-04-19T07:15:21+00:00

mY kIdZ aRe My WoRLd - proceeds with being a terrible parent and role model

thehedgehawg · 2021-04-18T22:20:46+00:00

Single mom, shit job... but has tattoos and piercings and smoke weed. I gurantee she complains about being broke and living wage and such shit.

techstural · 2021-04-18T18:04:40+00:00

They're (profiles) all the goddamn same. It's like the pod people in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

BobbingForBunions · 2021-04-18T17:26:49+00:00

If you're on r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen, you quickly become desensitized to this type of stuff.

After awhile, you start reading these profiles with a laugh track playing in your head.

kyledontcare · 2021-04-18T21:57:37+00:00

Be glad when she tells you she has a kid already. You already know from the get go she is off limits and you know to avoid.

redditradishman · 2021-04-18T22:52:37+00:00

Either Tinder gives them a template to make a profile or AWALT is AWALT.

2021-04-19T02:25:06+00:00

I can’t fucking stand when they say “not here for hookups” ITS TINDER YOU DUMB FUCK

Do-ya-like-Baileys · 2021-04-19T05:45:23+00:00

In many ways women in small towns are worse. They’re more likely to be fat, less educated, and have a shitty job.

soiboi2020 · 2021-04-19T08:08:54+00:00

Oh yeah mate, she's just looking for a friend, nothing else yeah. Guess I'll play CSGO with her. /s

Legs2Big_0 · 2021-04-19T11:11:54+00:00

She didn’t mention the weight but we all know why... 🦛👌

No_Raspberry6058 · 2021-04-19T16:16:40+00:00

These days you have to live near the beach if you want to be around good looking girls. In those areas they can't afford to let themselves go or they risk being ignored. The good-looking ones in small town USA are snatched up by 20 by the guys who join the military, or have a well-paying job right out of high school.

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