This book is part of a joke in a YouTube video by JonTron called "The Father of Juicing." I thought you guys might appreciate the irony of a starfish girl heroine.

smellincoffee · 2021-07-04T14:20:01+00:00

For context, this is part of a series of kids' books about teenagers who can shape-shift into various animals, which they do to fight an alien invasion. This particular book (as I remember) involved one of the kids being critically injured in a starfish morph, resulting in two copies of the kid de-morphing back to human. It was a Star Trek's 'Enemy Within" type book, as I remember. Amusing to see it used in something else!

machinediem · 2021-07-04T15:09:21+00:00

When she says "You've never been with a girl like me, I'm a freak in bed".

-Solitude-- · 2021-07-04T18:24:14+00:00

POV: You waited 3 months "until she was ready," and are about to receive your reward for being her ~~bank account~~ long-term provider.

ZarBandit · 2021-07-04T19:39:20+00:00

NAWALT, yet she’ll still ride the CC and ask where are all the good men at 30. Freeze her eggs at 35. Enjoy her cats until she dies.

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