Whenever I do the whole club thing, which isn't that often. I go to a costume party.Let me Mansplain:

As a man the only reason you should be going to clubs is to troll for sex. Why? Because club girls by their own admission have fun by getting drunk and having dudes rub their dicks on their butts. At a later date when you attempt to turn a whore into a housewife she will revert to butt grinding during her constitutionally mandated girls night. If your going to try to find a girlfriend, don't do it at a butt grinding festival.

Why costume parties are your best bet:

  • At a normal club your forced to dress semi formal like everyone else. This makes you blend in with everyone else, forcing you to differentiate yourself by spending money and spitting game. Spitting game at drunk girls in a loud club is frustrating and incredibly boring. Spending money at the club is shitty as well. Here you can differentiate yourself with your clothes without being a mystery douche.

  • Your looking for attractive girls who find you attractive. This process is much easier when everyone is already practically naked.

  • You have plausible deniableity of your costume, allowing you to use very direct pickup lines to gauge interest. Treat me Like a Pirate and give me that booty Or if your going more Rural/Western: Call me naughty farmer I grow straight freaks.

How to dress? As slutty as the sluts that you want to fuck. Sluts don't feel slutty if they are surrounded by sluts. A slut surrounded by sluts feels normal. Dressing man slutty will turn off the girls who don't want to fuck and turn on the ones that do. None of this will work if your out of shape and fat, because women don't want to look at a fat hairy belly while they get penetrated.