UK: Students at two London universities are warned they need 'explicit verbal consent' before hugging or patting anyone on the back inside their union under strict 'safe space' policies

carboonpn · 2021-06-28T10:14:44+00:00

After dropping advanced math from their programs, international students need to follow a course of 8 weeks on hugging and safe spaces.

DavidByron2 · 2021-06-28T14:48:33+00:00

Of course the rules don't apply to women touching men.

Greedy_Sherbet1729 · 2021-06-28T22:18:43+00:00

The year is 2025 You pass by a girl with bright glowing neon hair and piercings covering her whole body, she is wearing a shirt with a hologram depicting a man being deballed.

She catches you staring for a split second too long and blows her mandatory rape/ male gaze whistle. Within seconds the local freedom unit shows up to save her from your penetrating gaze.

You breathe a sigh of relief in the court room as the judge sentences you to just 10 years in prison. It could have been much worse.

yodreadd · 2021-06-28T11:19:48+00:00

Shouldn't be warned. They must have known beforehand. Since I was a child, I never understood where men get the courage to touch girls. It ALWAYS ended badly, except on the rare occasions when the toucher was veeery handsome.

mistralol · 2021-06-28T10:52:12+00:00

I guess its time to open a bar downt he street with about the same price of drink.

I wonder which one people will actually choose.

2021-06-28T19:57:00+00:00

fuck this shit, just be natural ffs

Agirlformensright · 2021-06-28T21:46:17+00:00

I honestly have a phobia of being touched anywhere so I don't think we should punish people for hugging, but please ask before hugging or patting on the back

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