So let me begin last nights adventure. Im finally getting over onenites, after work i said to myself, fuck it let me go to a bar, meet some people and have fun.

Shortly later im a club, upbeat house type of club, with the average population ranging from 19-25 ish. I got to the bathroom checkmyself out... fucking stellar i got this.

Go to the bar, order 4 shots of Vodka and begin to talk to the bartender, ask her name small chit chat, make a little joke, but she was very cold, as if she was used to all the small chit chat. Whatever i said to myself, so i start a tab with her she takes my visa and i think of a corny ass dad joke "just dont buy anything on my expense" fuck it whatever.

I begin to lurk and look around for targets, keep in mind this is MY FIRST time actually talking to people in the bar, other than getting smashed and dancing like a retard.

I meet a group of 4 girls, about late teens. 2 Hotties, 2 mehs, Hotty was on her phone and i nag her about that. "You come downtown to text" and make a little funny gesture of a typical white girl texter, her friends laugh and eat it up. Great i start to introduce myself, get to know them yatty yatty ya, I decide to leave and go meet a group of new girls.

Boom introduced myself to about 4 other girls LONG STORY SHORT, I got my introduction part down pat, I ended up talking to almost every girl by the end of the night, however after introduction i need to work on attracting and seducing.

By the end of the night i had several girls on the dance floor either jumping on me with their asses out, or a few trying to kick me out cuz they got jealous i was talking to almost everyone.

I go back to the bar, ask the bartender i wanna pay my tab, i had a lot to drink that night at least 50$ worht, i thought me and the bartender were decently cool, so i told her, if she tips me with a shot i would return the favor, she said sorry im not going to do that, i quickly said the feelings mutual paid my tab with no tip.

She freaks out calls me a fag and tries to kick me out of the club. Security ofcourse comes to escort me, they were chill about it so was i nothing happened much of i got escorted out.

I was in the middle of the fucking dance floor surrounded by game, and couldnt capture a single fucking one.........

Im just writing to get this out of my system .... who evers out there, ask me more details about this story and ill provide it, just venting at work. Im proud of myself for breaking the wall of talking to someone, but im mad at myself for talking to TOO many people and not attracting a single one.