Amber Turd is trending on Twitter for a hilarious and unpleasant reason. By the end of the day it will have superseded 'William Pitt' as Cockney Rhyming Slang for taking a shit. People all over London will now be, 'just going for an Amber'. I really believe that not only will her career plummet after this, she'll be known as Amber Turd for the rest of her life.