The bar story from /u/log609 inspired me to tell this one.

TL:DR: Racist girls try to get me kicked out, they get kicked out instead and start screaming at the top of their lungs about fictional mistreatment.

Note: It's a wall of text, so I formatted it into sections to hopefully make it easier to read.

 

The Setting:

A few years ago I was at a bar with this MILF. 40 Years old, Pro Makeup Artist, 5 Grown Up Kids, Size 7 Dress and No signs she ever had a baby. We go in, dance to a song, then I go to the bar to get drinks.

 

The Situation:

Right after I order I hear a voice asking me "What you getting?" I turn to my right and it's a Hamplanet (HP) and 4 of her friends. I thought to myself, Shit how am I gonna tell them 'I'm not getting you anything' without making a fucking scene. So I went for honesty.

 

Me: Two Irish Car Bombs (smiles)

 

I thought cool, if I insinuate I am with a date they will leave me alone. How wrong I fucking I was....

 

HP: Yeah I see who you wit.

Me: Excuse me?

HP: Some old ass, skinny ass white bitch. (Her Friends Laugh)

 

I am a mixed guy, and as you can guess the group of girls were all mixed/black. For some reason when you're with a white girl, they fucking hate you. The more attractive she is, the more hostile they get. What also surprised me was we had been there less than 5 minutes. Why the hell were they watching us when we walked in? Once their racist attitude came out though, being polite was off the table

 

Me: Well I see who you're with bitch.....nobody.

 

HP is livid, you can see it her in hateful expression. So she throws her drink in my face and her friends attempt to do the same, but I am able to dodge the other ones.

 

The Denial:

Little did they know that I brought my date to that specific bar because I worked security there on the weekends and knew everyone. Normal protocol is to kick out the guy, no matter what. I turn to the female bartender and give the the secret "Help" handsign that she usually gives me when she is in trouble.

(EDIT: Wasn’t MY policy, it was the owner's. She was a 50 year-old sorority girl trophy wife. If you have ever worked in security you know what the owner says is gospel, Else you get fired.)

Security walks up (I know both guys) they have a friendly laugh at my expense because I am drenched, then the female bartender comes over an says with a serious tone, "All those girls need to go, NOW!"

Then I start fucking laughing at HP and pointing at her too just to be a dick. The whole group starts saying shit "This bar is RACIST!" and "He Pushed Her!". 3 more security guys had to come over because they started trying to fight while getting kicked out lol.

 

Moral:

When drinking always establish a place where you are well known, because at anytime a hostile female could serve you with serious consequences because you bruised her ego by simply existing.