My Culture Is Not Your God Damn Prom Dress!!!

2018-06-15T15:41:31+00:00

Man this is hilarious XD I mean TISSUES yo.

contexistential · 2018-06-15T18:11:34+00:00

For strong and stoic men age 18-50 that crave personal care products that allow them to express their conformity to masculine ideals, we present Kleenex Mansize.

Mansize Kleenex is an experiential journey customized exclusively for men, that completely reimagines nose-blowing from a feminine signal of weakness and poor immunity; to a raw, powerful, masculine rejection of bodily fluids.

Through rigorous market research, the Mansize brand identity was carefully crafted to resonate with men and the women who love them, by at once conjuring images of extra large security blankets and well-endowed phallus.

Our design concept codifies a redefined masculine ideal for the underserved male consumer who is frustrated when he doesn’t see his masculine values represented in the Kleenex aisle.

By forming an association between ‘comfort’ and ‘confidence’, we reassure the modern man’s fragile ego, tapping into and destigmatizing the deep-rooted male desire for softness and nurture, cloaked within a non-threatening aura of dominance and aggression.

The minimalistic, yet heavy-handed, package design corresponds to the literal heavy hands of a simple working man, while the use of classic black reminds men of car grease, Jack Daniels, and the dark void of suffering in silence.

To give men a much-needed escape, a unique QR code is printed on every tissue, connecting men to a rich digital pornographic augmented reality storytelling experience.

Kleenex. Owns. Masculinity.

contexistential · 2018-06-16T01:44:19+00:00

Oh man, deleted. OP I really worked hard on that for you!

Title	My Culture Is Not Your God Damn Prom Dress!!!
Author	tobofre
Upvotes	6
Comments	3
Date	June 15, 2018 3:30 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/8rbtqp/my_culture_is_not_your_god_damn_prom_dress/
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