Here's something I whipped up on Independence Day, "Happy 4th to Feminists". Enjoy...

Well looks like it's the 4th of July, I see,

The birthday of the country that you say oppresses thee

Sorry to tell you this, but that really isn't the case

Let me tell you the truth, put it right in your face

As a guy I can tell you I don't have it that great

There are many things in this society which negatively impact my fate

For one thing I'm more likely to be homeless, living on the street,

When it comes to domestic violence, many think I can't be beat

Abuse shelters reject me, saying I'm always to blame

When in alot of cases I'm not playing any games

If we go to war, one that gets real bad,

Who do you think they're sending to the front, this young lad!

I'm the one who can get drafted into a war, where I can be maimed or killed,

But not you, since you're such a daffodil

And now, here's the thing about rape,

It happens to men and women, and for both genders its not great

But if you get raped, at least you can abort

As for me, I'd have to pay child support

Also when men get raped, we get made fun of as well

Does the phrase "don't drop the soap" ring a bell?

If you falsely accuse a man of rape, his life is pretty much over

Even if evidence leads to the lie's exposure

And now we get to some typical feminist crap,

This thing we all know as the wage gap,

If I'm more likely to die on the job, ask for raises and work hours more

Then you earning a few cents less on average shouldn't be much of a chore

You live in the first world, with the right to vote, freedom of speech and education,

You're even more likely to graduate college than the male population

If you want to see a real patriarchy, a place where women have little rights and peace,

Take a look at parts of Africa, Southeast Asia and especially the Middle East

You don't have to worry of being stoned for adultery, or risking your life to see a tutor

Or being scarred with acid for life by a jealous spurned suitor

So just to be clear, I'm not saying you women have it perfect,

Sexism still exists, that I get

But compared to alot of men here and women in a Pakistan village,

You're the one with quite a bit of privilege

References:

https://nationalparentsorganization.org/blog/3977-researcher-what-hap-3977

http://law.justia.com/cases/alabama/court-of-appeals-civil/1996/2950025-0.html

http://law.justia.com/cases/kansas/supreme-court/1993/67-978-3.html

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/he-says-he-said-no-to-sex-now-says-no-to-child-support/1183449

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/02/statutory-rape-victim-child-support/14953965/

https://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/5-reasons-we-need-to-stop-making-jokes-about-male-rape-hesaid/

https://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=40

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/woman-left-with-horrific-burns-after-acid-attack-for-rejecting-marriage-proposal-a7049871.html

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/4840/iran-acid-attacks

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/04/asia/afghanistan-taliban-woman-stoning/index.html

https://mic.com/articles/68431/women-around-the-world-are-being-stoned-to-death-do-you-know-the-facts#.t8wJQ9Iq9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeqLXZejkoo

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11912748/Guilty-until-proven-innocent-life-after-a-false-rape-accusation.html

https://today.duke.edu/showcase/lacrosseincident/

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/even-if-false-rape-reports-are-rare-they-shouldnt-be-ignored/article/2568250