/Monday morning. I'm not sure if she'll get a pussypass but it's a definite example of pussypass mentality.

So I'm out drinking with a friend and I come out the takeaway to find my mate and some random lad both acting hard and shouting at eachother. I go over to try calm things when the random guy starts shoving me. I tell him to stop, totally verbally and with about a metre between us and then a girl (his girlfriend I think) spits in my face then punches me maybe 5 times.

I respond by PUSHING her hard to the floor and then I walk off.

10 minutes later I'm waiting for bus home and a police van pulls up and suddenly I'm under arrest for assault. Queue 7 hours locked up for the night.

Now I'd assumed that somebody had seen me push the girl, assumed wrongly that I was attacking her and rang the police. No problem.

Turns out it was the girl herself who rang them and when she has hit the floor she's lost a tooth. I was in shock, can't believe people like that exist.

Anyway they aren't dropping charges against me yet but this will 100% be on CCTV so I'm hoping once they drop charges on me they automatically go after her, otherwise I'll press them myself.

Fuck her