Woman is confused why a man shot her for trying to kill him

weapawn · 2017-04-19T15:36:49+00:00

What!? No... I...just can't...<An error occurred while trying to process this line of thinking.> Seriously!? "It's illegal for you to shoot me." Bitch, you know what else is illegal? You being in my house uninvited and trying to strangle me. I've heard people on meth make more sense.

Iconoficons · 2017-04-19T18:31:18+00:00

Criminals say stupid shit in general. I was appointed counsel for a bit. Meaning I got the people the Public Defender said "Oh them, fuck no." Every violent criminal got their panties in a wad, in Florida, about people having the right to shoot them if they broke into someone's home at night.

One little hood boy asked me what I would do if someone busted into my house. I explained I'd shoot them till they dropped or managed to run away. He did this black guy hissing thing while looking like a retard and went "man why you gotta make it that way. Why you gotta turn it into som'tin inn't don' neet'a be." Then some tongue clicking. Then "you use hollow points?" And I said "hell yes, dead criminals don't lie to the police." And he made some more subhuman noises. "You're the problem man, you are why I godda be strapped. I go out there to get mine man, an' you don' neet'a make it hard for me. Just give it up." And some other retarded shit.

He had got busted for robbing a house for the fifth time and was bitching why he had to do five years or face twelve if he got convicted.

When it comes to violent criminals, the only good ones are dead ones.

voicesinmyhand · 2017-04-22T00:42:54+00:00

I used to know a girl like this.

She'd go around and hit every boy and then say "I CAN HIT YOU BUT YOU CAN'T HIT ME!"..

Yeah she got clocked one day and that shit stopped.

Negative reinforcement - that's the answer.

Barcaraptors · 2017-04-19T15:56:02+00:00

What the actual fuck. I don't want to hurt my brain even more.

heavywepsguy · 2017-04-19T18:18:00+00:00

"What? Uh... seriously? I'm a...WUH-MIN. Like, trying to stop me from doing whatever I want or trying to impose consequences on me is like, wrong, you know?"

Xeroith · 2017-04-24T21:07:29+00:00

This is why you kill home invaders. Letting them go is bad for you.

hc84 · 2017-04-25T16:46:19+00:00

It's a shame she didn't die. What a bitch.

Title	Woman is confused why a man shot her for trying to kill him
Author	lie-deflector
Upvotes	338
Comments	28
Date	April 19, 2017 3:15 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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