Background: I'm at the US Force Academy, don't have a car, and I have a roommate. The school is 75% guys, 25% girls. Most of the guys are in great shape/studs. It's both a college and military environment like a work school combo.

How do I go about spinning plates, avoiding shitting where I eat, and outcompete the other guys since the girls have so many options?

Thanks for the help in advance.