Multiple PPD: Chinese man meets woman he met online, rejects her b/c she used a fake photo. She attacks and he defends himself.

Hannibal_Khan · 2015-07-26T02:19:06+00:00

@00:15 you can see the guy is showing bystanders that its not her picture in her dating profile LOL

Rvnscrft · 2015-07-27T21:13:57+00:00

This one makes me so happy haha. When I was about 15 (circa 2004) I started talking to a girl on MySpace who shared a few mutual friends with me. In her pictures she looked like an absolute babe, an easy 9, but I fell victim to the infamous 'myspace angles'. We arranged to meet up and we went to see a movie at a cinema in an area kind of halfway between our own. I showed up and didn't even recognize her whilst I was waiting, until this absolute dirt burger (drunk 4) approached me and excitingly said "hey rvnscrft! I can't believe you didn't see me, I've been basically staring at you for 5 minutes!". My mistake dawned on me. I didn't want to be overly rude at first so I paid for a couple of movie tickets, a couple drinks and some popcorn. Standard shit. We took our seats and started watching the movie. The whole time I'm thinking "this is bullshit." She tried to hold my hand a few times but I played dumb and grabbed my drink/popcorn/junk. Then she tried to kiss me and I again played it off. Her mouth smelt like my gooch after a 3 day festival. After about 30 minutes into the movie and after declining half a dozen advances, I had had enough. I told her I was going to the restroom and that I'd be back in a minute. I had a shit eating grin on my face the entire time I was walking out of the theatre, through the exit doors, buying my ticket at the train station and heading home. I sent her a text about 5 minutes after I had left saying, "Enjoy the rest of the movie. You can finish my drink and the popcorn. Send me a message on MySpace to let me know how the movie was :)" I did receive a few messages from her on myspace after that, but mostly calling me a prick etc

Born2dodishes · 2015-07-26T04:14:49+00:00

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Psdjklgfuiob · 2015-07-26T06:00:15+00:00

douche move attacking the camera man

dublbagn · 2015-07-29T19:51:40+00:00

I bet that last part she said was "when i get home I am going to swipe left on your picture"

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2015-07-26T13:45:14+00:00

If this were Americunt, he probaby would've been assaulted by some onlookers, because "SHE'S A GIRL!"

2015-07-27T07:52:04+00:00

I'd have still put it up her ass.

ntheg111 · 2015-07-28T00:00:42+00:00

What the fuck is this bullshit? I EXPECT KONG FU

skomes99 · 2015-07-27T05:29:12+00:00

Needs translation!!

tooanalytical · 2015-08-05T14:59:57+00:00

Expected roundhouse kick. Was disappointed.

lihtt99line · 2015-08-12T11:06:27+00:00

I don't know what's going on. The girl seems cute to me.

TheRedThrowAwayPill · 2015-08-02T06:19:25+00:00

Boy talk about desperate.

Zullemoi · 2015-07-30T03:44:46+00:00

I want to see her facebook perspective to that. Ohh wait ... It's China. ZING

carrotforscale · 2015-07-26T16:55:28+00:00

Chinese liar. But then, I repeat myself.

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2015-07-26T11:30:56+00:00

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nottitman · 2015-07-28T06:39:39+00:00

I honestly think he's a little too aggressive, but whatever.

Title	Multiple PPD: Chinese man meets woman he met online, rejects her b/c she used a fake photo. She attacks and he defends himself.
Author	Hannibal_Khan
Upvotes	95
Comments	38
Date	July 26, 2015 2:17 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/3emd51/multiple_ppd_chinese_man_meets_woman_he_met/
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