Match with cute chick on dating site
I sent her the usual "hey" and she responded hey back
I asked her what she's looking for and she straight up asked if I wanted to swap numbers...
I asked for her number, and she gave it to me.
I text her my name and a picture of me.
She responds "sups, damn now that's hot"
I ask - what kind of music she likes (Intention was to start a conversation and then let her bake for a day)
She responds "I'm just at the house about to feed my fatass lol"
I left it there didn't respond. She sends me a follow up text "hey are u still there was up"
I didn't respond for 24 hours and then I sent - good morning
she responds "yeah well I'm listening to drake, i love him lol, u like his music?"
I respond with - I'm a rapper ;) I'm going to call you this afternoon, will you be available around 1?
She responds "cool i bounce my ass up and down too it"
Then nothing...
I'm like ok w/e so at 1 I call her, get her answer machine instantly, and she instantly texts me " hey can't answer right now cuz my ppl are in the next room lol"
I ask - When you free next?
She responds "yes its all free duhr just read lol i mean ur not a little kid right?"
I respond - I'm barely literate, never been to school!"
She responds "im gonna send u a pic let me know wat u think lol"
and that was 2 hours ago... no pic
Wtf do I do now? Wait another day and just ignore that conversation and try to setup another call?
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