Girls Are Simple

AWALT: All Women Are Girls.

"It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it." - Carl Sagan

For as long as I can remember, I have balked at the notion that girls are mysterious, magical, mystical creatures that nobody can possibly understand. As if they are beings from another dimension.

They're not.

They're just human beings after all.

Throughout human history, we as a species have indulged in a long trend of such thinking: mystical, magical thinking. Obviously, religion and spirituality are 100% to blame for this. Take comfort that our history is no longer being written in blood (for the time being).

There are two sides to this coin. One is spiritual (new age, woo, astrology, feminism, leftism, environmentalism, etc.) and the other is religion (Abrahamic, non-Abrahamic, tribal, organized, disorganized, etc.). Fortunately, most Westerners got a brief, cursory education in The Scientific Method when they were young, or at least an attempt may have been made. But how does it work? It can be summed up in one word: DOUBT.

Science isn't about proving things. It's about disproving evidence that conflicts with a hypothesis. If you say "the sky is blue" but someone brings evidence to the table that the sky is in fact purple, you can say "well yes at sunrise or sunset but nevertheless it is blue most of the time, therefore we can say that it is mostly, usually blue." And we go from there. See, you don't have to have absolute proof to make such a generalization. "The sky is blue" is true enough.

Generalizations are not bad things. All girls are born with 2 X chromosomes, all men are born with an XY chromosome pair. Therefore, certain traits and behaviors CAN be generalized, with very few exceptions.

YES we motherfucking CAN generalize.

Doubt is the greatest tool that we have. Doubt is a GOOD word, not a bad one. Doubt (unlike faith) is natural. We are all born naked, screaming, and covered in blood, with a natural curiosity about the world. It is our parents' responsibility to encourage us to ask questions about the world. Kids, especially young kids, WANT to learn. Unfortunately, as we age, that desire gets sucked out of us. For some it happens earlier in their lives. for others it takes years.

Even worse, it's often replaced by a "need" to have FAITH. And that is EXACTLY where ALL of our problems come from.

Why do we need faith? The short answer is, we don't. We simply have no NEED (strictly speaking) for it whatsoever. Some people seem to think it gives a sense of purpose or meaning to life. I say they haven't tried living without it long enough to see that is in fact completely opposed to their natural state of mind.

Through the education system, we are supposed to learn how to ask GOOD questions. Well, that's how it was 50+ years ago.

Unfortunately, parenting is a lost skill these days. And the education system we have is a total disaster. And that's why you're reading this.

The system has failed. If anyone ever tries to tell you that we're headed for a crash and society is about to come crumbling down, look them in the eyes and say "bro, society is already finished RIGHT FUCKING NOW." That's right. Society has already crashed. Talk to someone in what's left of the middle class, it's fucking OVER. People are scrambling just to survive anymore.

Because some idiot thought that men and girls were equal. We are not. And god damn it, that's a GOOD THING.

Girls don't operate on doubt, though. They are too pampered, too coddled, too privileged, and too self-entitled to even consider it. Girls operate on faith. That is to say, they HAVE faith. Because faith gives their feefees the tingles. To them, doubt is a horrible thing, worse than Hitler. That's why they can never be held accountable for their actions. That's why they never face consequences.

Yet they need men to doubt them. They look up to us for that. They need dominance. They need to rely on us to make rational decisions. They need to look to us to be unemotional. They need to respect us. They need to be called out on their bullshit. They cannot resist a challenge.

But they don't LIKE any of that. They will always try to get you to see the light, step into their frame, and see it from their point of view because feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelz.

It's been this way for centuries. It used to be that you could say "tough shit," give them what they need, and they would HAVE to take it. Now the law is on their side and they can almost always get away with literally anything their little hearts desire. And it's getting worse every day. False rape and false abuse allegations are just the tip of the iceberg. Now they are pushing to be able to extract child support from men who are not even the biological fathers of their children. Not because she wants or even needs the money but just to gloat while he suffers. It's getting to the point that men will HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE but to ignore them and everything they do and say. Guess what, they don't like that either. Too bad, we will have no other choice.

After years of studying science, I have learned much about the universe in which we live. And the one thing that blows my mind over and over is how orderly it is. Even in chaos, there is order. Things that seem random ... aren't so random.

I've known crazy bitches that claim to have seen ghosts in their lives. And they were SERIOUS about it. Back when I was young, my traditional, Great-Depression-surviving dad would say shit like "that only happens in the movies." It was clear to me then that such things weren't real, and it's clear to me that they aren't real now. I'm always the first to call bullshit, and that never sits well with anyone. Too bad, so sad. I'm really not interested in your retarded delusions, but you've got some nice tits so I'll hit it and quit it and fuck your complaining.

Believers, if I am not allowed to doubt your evidence, that's a RED FUCKING FLAG. If I am supposed to take your evidence on faith alone, that's a RED FUCKING FLAG. If I am supposed to trust you on your word alone, that's a RED FUCKING FLAG. Count me THE FUCK OUT. And that goes for you eeeeeee-egg carrying beings too. Nobody is above scrutiny, not even Bill Gates. Not even the Queen of England. No gods, no goddesses.

The general consensus, for years, amongst men has been that girls are a mystery. Or in modern terms, "don't try to understand girls, girls understand girls and they hate each other."

And that right there is some beta bull-fucking-shit.

They're really not that hard to understand.

Girls CONSTANTLY think about sex. Partially because it's just in their nature to do so. Partially because of the multitude of cocks being offered to them every moment of every day. Need I remind you that even fats and fuggos are seeing more opportunities than you? Every heterosexual male wants to put his dick in a vagina, and sometimes even betas get "lucky." It's natural to want that and no man need ever be ashamed of wanting that.

But girls don't fantasize about troglodytes. They don't fantasize about fat, pimple-faced losers. Just as you might fantasize about supermodels, porn stars, ballerinas, contortionists, and cheerleaders, they want the best they can get. They fantasize about studs, Chads, and thugs. Difference is, they have a much better chance of actually fulfilling those fantasies than you. The game is rigged, but it's really not such a big deal.

Why? Because girls are gullible, stupid, insecure, whimsical, and impulsive. And why is that? Because they are predisposed (and encouraged) to take everything on faith. On the other hand, you, as a male, have a much larger capacity to use DOUBT.

There is no such thing as a female atheist. They might say they are (because it's been popularized), but they aren't. Girls don't even have the slightest idea how to use doubt. Because with girls, realz end where her feelz begin. Logic, to her, is more like a game of Count Da Money than one of simple arithmetic.

They also have a much sicker, darker side than they put on.

They look and act like perfect little princesses on the outside but underneath the makeup, underneath the fashion, underneath the body mods, underneath the facade, underneath the charade, their desire is insatiable. Not only do they want to have ALL of their orifices obliterated by objects far too large to fit, but they want to be flogged, smacked, choked, restrained, spit on, bruised, used, cheated on, degraded, humiliated, and finally rejected and tossed into the dumpster BY MEN THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO.

They don't want to "make love." They want to get FUCKED. They want to have messy, filthy, squirty, blood, sweat, semen, urine, poop, and puke-covered multi-species orgies. Bam ba bam.

Underneath it all, girls aren't really girls. They're whores, sluts, skanks, strumpets, trollops, skeezes, hookers, and strippers through and through. Many don't even bother to hide it anymore, they're so hooked on attention and validation. And they WILL throw themselves at you if you are attractive enough. If you are masculine enough to doubt them. Be willing to question them. Be willing to disagree with them. Be willing to tell them "no." Be willing to call her an asshole if she doesn't want to suck your dick. You are owed sex because Y chromosome. Play it. Play that motherfucking card.

Be prepared to crush their authority with your looks alone. Like it or not, it's not how you feel, it's how you look. If you look like shit, you'll attract shit. If you look like sex, you'll attract sex.

Most importantly, always be ready and willing to walk away. Always have your bags packed and LEAP for that opportunity, because that's the one you REALLY want! Who knows, she might follow you, which you may or may not want. Your. Call.

Girls don't want ANYONE knowing this. And at the same time they DO want EVERYONE to know this, especially the people they find attractive.

What they do NOT want are complexity and complications. And they don't want you to think THEY are complex, complicated, and unattainable. K.I.S.S.: Keep It Stupidly Simple.

So here's the "big secret" that's been staring us right in the face all these years.

Some girls may be easy, but all girls are simple.

Always have been.

Always will be.