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Girls Are Simple

November 13, 2015
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AWALT: All Women Are Girls.

"It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it." - Carl Sagan

For as long as I can remember, I have balked at the notion that girls are mysterious, magical, mystical creatures that nobody can possibly understand. As if they are beings from another dimension.

They're not.

They're just human beings after all.

Throughout human history, we as a species have indulged in a long trend of such thinking: mystical, magical thinking. Obviously, religion and spirituality are 100% to blame for this. Take comfort that our history is no longer being written in blood (for the time being).

There are two sides to this coin. One is spiritual (new age, woo, astrology, feminism, leftism, environmentalism, etc.) and the other is religion (Abrahamic, non-Abrahamic, tribal, organized, disorganized, etc.). Fortunately, most Westerners got a brief, cursory education in The Scientific Method when they were young, or at least an attempt may have been made. But how does it work? It can be summed up in one word: DOUBT.

Science isn't about proving things. It's about disproving evidence that conflicts with a hypothesis. If you say "the sky is blue" but someone brings evidence to the table that the sky is in fact purple, you can say "well yes at sunrise or sunset but nevertheless it is blue most of the time, therefore we can say that it is mostly, usually blue." And we go from there. See, you don't have to have absolute proof to make such a generalization. "The sky is blue" is true enough.

Generalizations are not bad things. All girls are born with 2 X chromosomes, all men are born with an XY chromosome pair. Therefore, certain traits and behaviors CAN be generalized, with very few exceptions.

YES we motherfucking CAN generalize.

Doubt is the greatest tool that we have. Doubt is a GOOD word, not a bad one. Doubt (unlike faith) is natural. We are all born naked, screaming, and covered in blood, with a natural curiosity about the world. It is our parents' responsibility to encourage us to ask questions about the world. Kids, especially young kids, WANT to learn. Unfortunately, as we age, that desire gets sucked out of us. For some it happens earlier in their lives. for others it takes years.

Even worse, it's often replaced by a "need" to have FAITH. And that is EXACTLY where ALL of our problems come from.

Why do we need faith? The short answer is, we don't. We simply have no NEED (strictly speaking) for it whatsoever. Some people seem to think it gives a sense of purpose or meaning to life. I say they haven't tried living without it long enough to see that is in fact completely opposed to their natural state of mind.

Through the education system, we are supposed to learn how to ask GOOD questions. Well, that's how it was 50+ years ago.

Unfortunately, parenting is a lost skill these days. And the education system we have is a total disaster. And that's why you're reading this.

The system has failed. If anyone ever tries to tell you that we're headed for a crash and society is about to come crumbling down, look them in the eyes and say "bro, society is already finished RIGHT FUCKING NOW." That's right. Society has already crashed. Talk to someone in what's left of the middle class, it's fucking OVER. People are scrambling just to survive anymore.

Because some idiot thought that men and girls were equal. We are not. And god damn it, that's a GOOD THING.

Girls don't operate on doubt, though. They are too pampered, too coddled, too privileged, and too self-entitled to even consider it. Girls operate on faith. That is to say, they HAVE faith. Because faith gives their feefees the tingles. To them, doubt is a horrible thing, worse than Hitler. That's why they can never be held accountable for their actions. That's why they never face consequences.

Yet they need men to doubt them. They look up to us for that. They need dominance. They need to rely on us to make rational decisions. They need to look to us to be unemotional. They need to respect us. They need to be called out on their bullshit. They cannot resist a challenge.

But they don't LIKE any of that. They will always try to get you to see the light, step into their frame, and see it from their point of view because feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelz.

It's been this way for centuries. It used to be that you could say "tough shit," give them what they need, and they would HAVE to take it. Now the law is on their side and they can almost always get away with literally anything their little hearts desire. And it's getting worse every day. False rape and false abuse allegations are just the tip of the iceberg. Now they are pushing to be able to extract child support from men who are not even the biological fathers of their children. Not because she wants or even needs the money but just to gloat while he suffers. It's getting to the point that men will HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE but to ignore them and everything they do and say. Guess what, they don't like that either. Too bad, we will have no other choice.

After years of studying science, I have learned much about the universe in which we live. And the one thing that blows my mind over and over is how orderly it is. Even in chaos, there is order. Things that seem random ... aren't so random.

I've known crazy bitches that claim to have seen ghosts in their lives. And they were SERIOUS about it. Back when I was young, my traditional, Great-Depression-surviving dad would say shit like "that only happens in the movies." It was clear to me then that such things weren't real, and it's clear to me that they aren't real now. I'm always the first to call bullshit, and that never sits well with anyone. Too bad, so sad. I'm really not interested in your retarded delusions, but you've got some nice tits so I'll hit it and quit it and fuck your complaining.

Believers, if I am not allowed to doubt your evidence, that's a RED FUCKING FLAG. If I am supposed to take your evidence on faith alone, that's a RED FUCKING FLAG. If I am supposed to trust you on your word alone, that's a RED FUCKING FLAG. Count me THE FUCK OUT. And that goes for you eeeeeee-egg carrying beings too. Nobody is above scrutiny, not even Bill Gates. Not even the Queen of England. No gods, no goddesses.

The general consensus, for years, amongst men has been that girls are a mystery. Or in modern terms, "don't try to understand girls, girls understand girls and they hate each other."

And that right there is some beta bull-fucking-shit.

They're really not that hard to understand.

Girls CONSTANTLY think about sex. Partially because it's just in their nature to do so. Partially because of the multitude of cocks being offered to them every moment of every day. Need I remind you that even fats and fuggos are seeing more opportunities than you? Every heterosexual male wants to put his dick in a vagina, and sometimes even betas get "lucky." It's natural to want that and no man need ever be ashamed of wanting that.

But girls don't fantasize about troglodytes. They don't fantasize about fat, pimple-faced losers. Just as you might fantasize about supermodels, porn stars, ballerinas, contortionists, and cheerleaders, they want the best they can get. They fantasize about studs, Chads, and thugs. Difference is, they have a much better chance of actually fulfilling those fantasies than you. The game is rigged, but it's really not such a big deal.

Why? Because girls are gullible, stupid, insecure, whimsical, and impulsive. And why is that? Because they are predisposed (and encouraged) to take everything on faith. On the other hand, you, as a male, have a much larger capacity to use DOUBT.

There is no such thing as a female atheist. They might say they are (because it's been popularized), but they aren't. Girls don't even have the slightest idea how to use doubt. Because with girls, realz end where her feelz begin. Logic, to her, is more like a game of Count Da Money than one of simple arithmetic.

They also have a much sicker, darker side than they put on.

They look and act like perfect little princesses on the outside but underneath the makeup, underneath the fashion, underneath the body mods, underneath the facade, underneath the charade, their desire is insatiable. Not only do they want to have ALL of their orifices obliterated by objects far too large to fit, but they want to be flogged, smacked, choked, restrained, spit on, bruised, used, cheated on, degraded, humiliated, and finally rejected and tossed into the dumpster BY MEN THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO.

They don't want to "make love." They want to get FUCKED. They want to have messy, filthy, squirty, blood, sweat, semen, urine, poop, and puke-covered multi-species orgies. Bam ba bam.

Underneath it all, girls aren't really girls. They're whores, sluts, skanks, strumpets, trollops, skeezes, hookers, and strippers through and through. Many don't even bother to hide it anymore, they're so hooked on attention and validation. And they WILL throw themselves at you if you are attractive enough. If you are masculine enough to doubt them. Be willing to question them. Be willing to disagree with them. Be willing to tell them "no." Be willing to call her an asshole if she doesn't want to suck your dick. You are owed sex because Y chromosome. Play it. Play that motherfucking card.

Be prepared to crush their authority with your looks alone. Like it or not, it's not how you feel, it's how you look. If you look like shit, you'll attract shit. If you look like sex, you'll attract sex.

Most importantly, always be ready and willing to walk away. Always have your bags packed and LEAP for that opportunity, because that's the one you REALLY want! Who knows, she might follow you, which you may or may not want. Your. Call.

Girls don't want ANYONE knowing this. And at the same time they DO want EVERYONE to know this, especially the people they find attractive.

What they do NOT want are complexity and complications. And they don't want you to think THEY are complex, complicated, and unattainable. K.I.S.S.: Keep It Stupidly Simple.

So here's the "big secret" that's been staring us right in the face all these years.

Some girls may be easy, but all girls are simple.

Always have been.

Always will be.

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Title Girls Are Simple
Author MisterDorimant
Upvotes 45
Comments 8
Date November 13, 2015 10:32 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Excellent write up, in line with a lot of my thinking at the moment. Even the most innocent seeming girls have been through a truckload of dick. They act to maximise pleasure now, regardless of real outcome, and will bend their perception of consequences and the past, and gaslight that of others to keep the feels running free.

One thing, as a man of science, I'm confused why you use the word doubt, which has slightly weak or negative connotations; I would have thought the word skepticism would serve better. Women shit test becaause they constantly doubt the ability of the men around them to provide and protect. But skepticism is a masculine and stoic trait of old that the best of us develop whether for science, social dynamics, personal growth etc. But perhaps the difference doesn't matter all that much.

[–]MisterDorimant4 points [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

The words skepticism and doubt can be used interchangeably. In this post, I chose to use the word "doubt" precisely because it is negative. Because it has a bad rep. Also because "doubt" has more punch:

"I'm skeptical."

"Yeah, I doubt that."

Both words tend to be perceived as weak or negative if you're not squatting 400+.

Also, girls don't shit test out of doubt. They shit test out of instinct. Most of the time, they don't even realize they are doing it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Good points

[–]deepthrill"Deep Thrill": Anagram of "The Red Pill" 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You know, now that I think about it, doubt in this context is meant to be positive. It forces us to question paradigms to arrive at the truth. But your point of shit tests brings up an interesting point. That being: women do doubt. They doubt whether a man is an alpha. So they shit test to determine if their "hypothesis" is correct. They are looking for falsifying data (e.g. failing the test). Whereas men may implement our doubt overtly (calling a girl out), a girl may implement her doubt covertly (subtle shit tests). Would also like OPs thoughts on this.

[–]alreadyredschoolLTR game 2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Kids, especially young kids, WANT to learn. Unfortunately, as we age

You mean when we hit school and lose that curiosity because of that freaking bad system. Kids love to learn, until they hit school, then that stops. Grades are to blame. My school didn't teach higher chemistry, biology and physics only very basic stuff, we focused on economics. Out of school I learned all that shit on my own and in a private course, I sucked it up. Others struggled with latin four or more years, everyone I know hated it, I learned it in 4 weeks. Oh ok, I should have read the next lines before writing this...

I am rediscovering spirituality for me, I think it is an important part in life. Religion and church are about politics while faith is about spirituality. Religion did a good job for a long time, a system of two kings (state and religion) is great to control the masses (You keep em dumb, I keep em poor) but what people had back then was confidence and guidance, they were secure and didn't have existential problems. You could always be sure to be safe and to do the right thing when you listened to religion. In a time like ours were danger is nearly non existent we don't need it but it surely had advantages back then. They acted moral and in accordance to ethics without even having the slightest idea of it. Social isolation is a big problem in our time but I think back then, when you met your village, neighbors at least once a week and drank out of the same goblet, shared the same values/religion we were more connected, there were less strangers. I think the existential problem, the confidence problem, social isolation and ultimately the social decline have to do with our loss of religion. A generation without god and guidance. We traded civilization for liberation, this will always happen, humans are inherently anti civilization, it doesn't work with liberation, everyone gets a role and tries to fulfill it, society works. Today everyone fights on his own and follows his primitive instincts which are against civilization, order is unnatural, entropy always wins. North Koreans are confident, they know that their glorious leader is there. Anyways I don't believe in god but I think spiritualism rooted in individualism can still work, the godly spark in everyone of us, after all our existence is a thermodynamic miracle, against all odds I am here and write this. We are the universe, which is nearly infinite and extremely hard to comprehend. We are more than the sum of our parts. In my religion, the religion of me, it's all about living in accordance to your potential, to experience existence and your world how it is. We are so numb to what is happening around us, I try to actually realise those inputs I get every day, I introspect about them while stretching, while writing in my journal and since there is nothing after I am gone I try to live life to the fullest. We are numb to what is happening in us, so I introspect about that too, for too long I barely felt emotions, now I nurture them and managed to feel more. I fight social isolation by forming deep bonds with the people around me, I organize meetings where we do something together, like dinnering with friends, or driving outside of the city to stargaze. Acceptance is a huge part of it, accept the world as it is, accept what you can't change, accept the cap of your potential, realise your boundaries and love yourself for it, not just our good parts. Before Moses people prayed to the golden calf, then came Jesus the fish, now here I am here Aquarius, the messiah of the year 2000. Who am I to say this, I am a child of the universe, and so are you. I really should start this religion rooted in individualism, suited for our times and just to fulfill my godly role I should try to stop the thirst in the world. Not just the need for water in the third world, but for our thirst as social creatures to form bonds. And ultimately this fixes everything, it gives me guidance, confidence and most importantly meaning.

[–]MisterDorimant2 points [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

I've heard the anti-grades spiel before. Not sure if I agree with it or not. I think most of me does, assuming we could keep some sort of competitive aspect to it somehow.

I ended up with a degree from an accredited university, but I am still surprised I graduated from high school. All that sluffing, smoking weed, fucking, partying.... I can relate, bro. School was shit even in the 80s. Fuck, even in the 70s.

I learned basic Latin verb conjugation and sentence structure in 3 days ... in jail. Can't remember a damn word, but it held my interest for quite a while thereafter.

Not going to enter into a religious debate with you. If you want to do that, we can go to a more appropriate forum. I will construct a quick response but that will be it.

I don't care what anyone believes, not even myself. But I will say that you can have a better understanding of ethics and morals by studying philosophy than you can by studying religion. There's a reason why most philosophy professors are atheists. You seem like someone that might enjoy that, wherever it might take you.

There are some worthwhile religious and spiritual writings that are worth contemplation, but I am far too obsessed with science to waste any time on it. For what it's worth, I do agree with the male dominance and traditional roles prescribed, but I will never thank a mythical Bronze Age or Postmodern deity for it. From my POV it was written by humans for humans. I'd sooner thank those humans.

Nature is an incredible thing. Learning about its mechanics is highly addicting. I'm convinced that the entire universe is clockwork. All life, the same. Yes indeed, we are naught but machines. And that ain't so bad when you learn just what amazing machines we are.

All behavior, the same. Predictable, manipulable, and not so much a mystery.

This isn't The Dark Ages anymore. There are no miracles in this world.

Whatever keeps you going, I suppose.

[–]alreadyredschoolLTR game 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

There are no miracles in this world.

Right, but spirituality is awesome even if it is detached from god.

[–]alreadyredschoolLTR game 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've heard the anti-grades spiel before. Not sure if I agree with it or not. I think most of me does, assuming we could keep some sort of competitive aspect to it somehow.

I ended up with a degree from an accredited university, but I am still surprised I graduated from high school. All that sluffing, smoking weed, fucking, partying.... I can relate, bro. School was shit even in the 80s. Fuck, even in the 70s.

The problem is that expectations and roles change behavior, those kids learn early on that they are a 3 and then behave like that, they accept it and expect it from themselves. And school destroys focus since the time of the lessons determines when a kid has to learn something else. Phones, computers and instant gratification do that too.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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