Perfect especially for all you queens leaving scrotes in your dust - he can just deal with it cuz you're so over him!

"I don't need a man, I need a puppy
Allergic to you, every time you touch me
Emotional maturity for dummies
I don't have the time to pretend you're funny"

"I'm really leveled up now"

"You text me that you miss me
I say, "Who the fuck is this?" I deleted your number
Oops, oh gee, that's a bummer"

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXGelmwqfm4