I just can’t believe how Scrotes dedicate their lives to the mythical calling of MuH PeNiS.

This ancient deity seems to rule almost every aspect of their lives. Many Scrotes have lost their lives in the quest to satisfy MuH PeNiS. MuH PeNiS is both the question and the answer.

Why would a scrote go bankrupt after spending his life savings and grandmas inheritance on onlyfans?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a scrote willingly give himself erectile dysfunction?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a scrote fail his finals and lose all basic cognitive function after catching a glimpse of a bra strap?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a scrote total his car after seeing a woman on a billboard?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a 56 y/o scrote with a wife and kids message Instagram models?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a balding fat scrote suggest an open relationship?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a scrote catch herpes, Chlamydia, and a rare form of gonorrhoea?

MuH PeNiS.

Why would a scrote have unprotected sex and then complain about child support?

MuH PeNiS.

As you can see, MuH PeNiS. 🥴