Lol I’m actually being serious. Recently went on a 3rd date with one (they barely even hide it anymore), and things got hot and heavy after. Turns out dude is packing significantly smaller than average 😆 I tried my best not to laugh, but I can’t promise a snicker or two didn’t escape. Couldn’t stand looking at the colossal disappointment any more, so I left before things got any further. And have basically been ignoring his texts since.

No wonder they’re always so angry and bitter all the time 😂