Sounds like a winner

bumbumboleji · 2020-10-25T09:22:50+00:00

Excuse me, what? 🤮

circescircus · 2020-10-25T09:41:16+00:00

While he's shaving his face, she should change her tampon on day 1 or 2 of her period, a super tampon that is overflowing, looking like a small dead bloody mouse, with chunks on it. Leave the tampon on the counter next to his trimmer. It still doesn't smell anywhere near as bad as an adult man shit. I'm sure he would be totally cool with it, and it would be a similar bonding/intimacy experience as him taking a shit while she's doing her nails. /s

That's how you know it's real, when you're putting on a face mask while your man is shitting. You know it's extra real if you wipe his ass for him too.

I've heard of some couples who shit next to each other, like it's mutual. That I don't get, but to each their own. This is like one-sided shitting, but I also don't think he invited her in there either? He just can't be bothered to shut the door.

Also what is there to "sneak a peek" at? A flaccid dick hanging over the toilet rim? Or is she trying to sneak a peek at his poop? Does shit turn her on? Does she stick around while he is wiping?

Layla-bg · 2020-10-25T09:36:29+00:00

Tbh no mentally healthy person will do that. At young age, children start to differentiate where their mother body’s end, and where their own starts. Basic needs like food, bodily functions like pooping or peeing and emotional like need of love and affection helps them learn the difference. This girl wants to be accepted so badly she is unconsiosly willing to compromise her body boundries (engaging in someone’s else needs that usually tend to be private). I bet she is also the “clingy” type of gf. That said, no mentally healthy person will accept being watched by SO how they poop. Some might argue that in 10-20-30 years marriage you don’t care, and maybe you particulary dont, but that would affect you and your relationship negatively, without you even realizing.

2020-10-25T09:49:42+00:00

That’s f*cking disgusting 🤢 Plus putting it out there on the internet?! Wtf

KitKat1705 · 2020-10-25T10:22:07+00:00

Such a cool girl wow.

NottodayScrote · 2020-10-25T10:16:18+00:00

This is my ex husbands whole family. It was really weird. My ex accused me of cheating every time I went to the bathroom because I didn't poop with the door wide open

azureangel35 · 2020-10-25T10:29:16+00:00

Yes. Your answer is yes because that shit is nasty.

Title	Sounds like a winner
Author	originalaftermath
Upvotes	14
Comments	12
Date	October 25, 2020 9:06 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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