Bro’s before hoes, right?

While you’re telling her you LOOOOVE her... Why does he even have her number? We’re all cooped up. Quarantined. We’re bored. You’re acting like a toad. Now all of a sudden your bestie is texting your girl. Why son? What are y’all like this? Why are your friends like this?

You know you’d be crazy jealous if you knew. Yea... he’s a little ugly... but he makes more money.

He’s not even the only one? Why do your bro’s even have your girls number? “Hey bro, check out this meme” and.... finesse

It puts us in a weird position. Triangulating awkwardness.

You’d better check your bros!!!