12K likes WTFF

tribalbandit · 2017-11-05T18:54:54+00:00

Her: I need money for an abortion.

You: Keep it. Marry me and make me the happiest man on earth.

Her eyes light up as her wheels start spinning. She laughs nervously as her eyes fill with happy tears.

Her: Really?

You: Naw, but maybe the dad will. I got fixed about a year and a half before I met your skanky ass.

KylosApprentice · 2017-11-05T18:27:45+00:00

This world is fucked

Itisforsexy · 2017-11-05T19:13:52+00:00

My partner pays for her own shit. She tried coaxing me into buying gifts. I said no. 100% no way. Find another man if you want a sugar daddy.

Guess what, she buys her own stuff now and splits bills 50 50 with me.

This is the age of equality after all.

RighteousSouljah · 2017-11-05T22:09:37+00:00

Women are from Satan. Lie to him, joke about killing a baby then practice self worship and vanity.

TheRealMewt · 2017-11-05T18:52:22+00:00

Men need to learn how to ask the $64,000 question: Are you sure it's mine?

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2017-11-05T19:28:32+00:00

This is what feminism is.

ManIsWalking · 2017-11-05T21:05:47+00:00

1.Get fixed 2. Wear condoms wipe smashing 3. Learn to call women out in their lies 4.??? 5. Profit.

NiceIce · 2017-11-05T22:00:12+00:00

Now you know what is out there. Avoid like the plague.

sicassangel · 2017-11-06T00:11:56+00:00

It's a meme

Darukoaus · 2017-11-06T00:47:35+00:00

Funny, every time I see "#wasteHisTime[thecurrentyear]", all I can see is #FutureGenerationOfSingleMothers...

dualizer · 2017-11-05T23:53:34+00:00

Rather tell them to abort and promise them to give the money when they present you the receipt.

Or more generally: Only give women money if they can present a receipt from a trader that you trust.

WilliamGrand · 2017-11-06T01:04:54+00:00

Ask for the pregnancy test.

MrJugsMcBulge · 2017-11-06T02:41:36+00:00

“Nah, you don’t need to go to some fancy abortion doctor. I’ve got a box of coat hangers, a vacuum cleaner and a how-to video from YouTube - we’ll just take care of this right here.”

DarthCallidous · 2017-11-06T02:55:50+00:00

The only solution is to not get involved at all.

Mideanon · 2017-11-06T09:29:53+00:00

Im pretty sure(hope) this is satire

owninfools007 · 2017-11-06T12:01:25+00:00

True story. A “friend” at work was fucking two guys at the same time and got knocked up. Refused to get the Plan B pill because she didn’t want to pay for it and she couldn’t get the insurance to pay for it. One of them gave her money straight up to get it terminated. The other just ignored her. Now she still rides the carousel and I unfriended her.

Title	12K likes WTFF
Author	sopun
Upvotes	223
Comments	26
Date	November 5, 2017 5:39 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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