4chan Made a Female Analyzer and it's Super Accurate!

DetourThisSociety · 2019-09-28T04:31:18+00:00

Wow. This is beautiful. This resource could have saved me years of pain. Fuck man. This needs to be pinned!

Drawrtist123 · 2019-09-28T01:41:48+00:00

Wow! Who would have thought my Waifu was a 0% roastie!

Guess I found "the one"!

Thebigstill · 2019-09-27T23:37:18+00:00

My woman got

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T02:25:52+00:00

Priceless, fun, and accurate

DicamVeritatem · 2019-09-28T09:45:09+00:00

This is excellent. Reading the questions, looking back at my life, and LOL’ing at the “affirmative” answers from exes in my past.

I recently met a sweet widow and we’ve hit it off. She only got one “yes” answer, for a score of 2.53%. And that’s only because I assumed she had to have had a ONS in her past. Of course, the crass realist in me is 100% certain that the other shoe will soon drop - just a matter of where/when/how.

panzerbier · 2019-09-28T09:16:40+00:00

Haha, this is great. 4chan comes through again!

VampiricTyrant · 2019-09-28T09:47:18+00:00

Damn. This is a great tool.

PrinceRaj53 · 2019-09-27T23:48:34+00:00

Truely weird state of affairs.

Thousands of betas, running with empty brains, no common sense, no understanding, are trying to find answers to most basic, I repeat, most basic questions which could have been answered by themselves if they did not lack conscience.

When I was 12-13 , I asked myself one thing :

If I can just have a good time with the moist hole and move on, why would I waste my time, energy and effort on a moist hole which is superficial, unstable and can't be trusted with anything? My brain answered : you shouldn't and wouldn't.

You dont need to ask yourself a bunch of questions like these ones, dear blue pilled betas. Why? Because the answers, even if they are on the 100% green side, always remember that those answers represent a temporary situation, which means, those answers are valid only for now and are based on her emotional reasoning. Men only change when women change in a relationship, and women never stay the same, because that, goes against female nature.

Add this to end of every "green" answer (aka every "good thing" about the woman you are with) : for now.

Eg. "She loves me"

Add this to it : for now.

Instead, you just need to ask yourself this : why? Whats in it for me? And with an indifferent and rational mindset, you need to see the situation from a practial and rational perspective, while putting all the bs emotions aside.

But obviously, I am asking for too much. If men were capable of doing that, we wouldn't have seen betas that often with their "boo hoo wifey left me while I loved her with all my heart". Ugh.

cuckhunter69 · 2019-09-28T02:14:43+00:00

holy shit it's spot on

DiabolicAvenger · 2019-09-29T22:35:25+00:00

/POL/ IS RIGHT AGAIN

lol

Edit 1, Ran my last two ex's through this thing. My most recent Ex came back 70.87% and the one before her came back 84.81%.... Glad they are both in the rearview mirror, and I'm not looking back.

Edit 2, Ran my Waifu through this thing. She came out 1.27%. I chalk that up to her hair being an unnatural color. But it works for her lol.

No contest here lol. Waifu for Laifu

novhaku · 2019-10-06T02:37:12+00:00

I'd still be wary of a -20% one; "perfection" is unlikely in this world after all. But this is great 4chan. Worked with my exes.

Title	4chan Made a Female Analyzer and it's Super Accurate!
Author	CDaemon
Upvotes	69
Comments	17
Date	September 27, 2019 8:08 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/da5sx0/4chan_made_a_female_analyzer_and_its_super/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/4chan-made-a-female-analyzer-and-its-super.398629 https://theredarchive.com/post/398629

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