Had my last drink 5 years ago, 12/31/14. Sitting in an Airbnb waiting for midnight so I can holler for a few minutes, then go to bed.

Sitting here listening to host's GF bitch, because bitches bitch.

If I ever wanted to drink, it would be right now, on NYE.

But... go your own fucking way, gents. Tomorrow it will all be over, and you can all have your little holiday... leave me out.