So I went to a friend's house yesterday and I am sickened. His girlfriend is having her female friend come visit and he said he wanted another guy to spend time with. So, I went.

To start with, his girlfriend is always a little chunky, but I haven't seen them since the lock down started. Good. Fucking. God! She's in full ham beast mode. And her friend, a woman I've seen pictures of and heard horror stories about, is also a porker.

Anyway, we are all in our early to mid thirties. My friend and I are fit, while the two slugs are just gross. First they go into what is wrong with them, being pre-diabetic, about having bad genes, both have polycystic ovarian disease, and then mocking their doctors for suggesting a diet and weight loss program.

But it gets worse, as the suck back margherita after margherita, they become vile. I know he and his girlfriend don't have sex much. He says it's stress, but after seeing her... Uh... Yeah okay. Anyway, he told me in confidence and so I have said nothing. But she decides to bring it up as an attack against him in front of her friend. They then both mock him and disrespect him in the house that he pays for using the water, electricity, and internet that he also pays for.

He and I are about the same size so I ask him if he wants to go for a jog. He gives me some clean jogging shorts and shirt. I had an old pair of running shoes on, they are my go to walking around shoes now that I decommissioned them.

We then went for a 6+ mile jog in complete silence.

My knees ache today because of the old shoes but anything is worth escaping them. He then said he may want to come over this weekend because her friend is staying for 2...fucking...weeks!

I said that was fine.

Still, I am glad I was able to help a friend out, but holy shit... Going over there and just women in general are a mistake.