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[–]heavywepsguy30 points31 points32 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The middle east guy should've said,"sorry, but pork is haram. I believe the Japanese (whalers) would appreciate this gift."
[–]thrownaway_MGTOW3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn... you beat me to it. I was certain the "middle east guy" response was going to be something along the lines of "we don't do 'pork' -- it's forbidden"...
But the bit about tossing her (thar she blows!) back to the Japanese is just hilarious!
Of course the Nips could demurr (whaling regulations in nation waters, etc -- plus bloated beached whale is different than fresh-from-the-sea) and instead suggest maybe perhaps the Chinese... after all they'll eat just about anything (plus due to one-child policy, they apparently have a massive shortage of females, so).
[–]Bifidus10 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the actual post from about a year ago they did.
[–]fuckhillaryinthebutt 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I'll take a pass. I'm saving myself for the 72 virgins that await me."
[–]OutWithTheNew0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
News flash. That's what the 72 virgins look like.
[–]AOF_Semiramis 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's managed to unite the races!
LOOOOOOL.
At least that landwhale did something!
[–]NukaColaCaps8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so old, but still pretty funny.
[–]scaur6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
world united!! at least this post achieved world peace in one day.
[–]nooooou 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck. The races of the world have united in peace and harmony. This woman united humanity... we set aside all our differences, joined hands and sang around the campfire.
[–]IoSonCalaf5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On behalf of all the lgbt community, we will have to decline this offer as well.
[–]kragshot2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That buck got passed a long way....
[–]LordPorker 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any update from the Ferengis?
[–]TotesMessenger2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]thrownaway_MGTOW1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well spotted! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
Also, don't give a shit how old this is... I'm even older, and I can't recall seeing it before (maybe because I'm not "hip" and don't use those MyFaceSpaceBook-Twiddler thingees).
[–]cdycwl2 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You are welcome! I figured not everyone has seen it, so here it is!
[–]razormachine1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simply call the Greenpeace.
They will find a way to tow her back into the ocean.
[–]aanarchist0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i love you
[–]CaptainGloom-5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has been reposted so many times that the image can finally be sent on a 1990 network
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