Ok, so I know most posts here that aren't memes about hating women get like 2 or 3 comments at most. But I need some serious advice about money and stuff. If I knew a better place to post this I would but some fucker would just read my post history and get autistic about MGTOW.

So today I went to a local PC world to get a PC. My first ever, however, being as that I have no income except welfare I decided to get it on finance. That way I can use it to get a job (my only avenue left to me right now) and pay it off monthly. Trouble is, I have no credit history because I've never had a credit card or loans and stuff. And I was rejected for it, because of the aforementioned credit situation.

Now, I've lived in England my entire life, and I have never heard how one gets credit without having a credit card, but it's a total catch 22 I'm facing. I need credit to get a card/buy a PC to get a job but until I have a job or credit card I can't get credit.

So I'm asking for English Citizens advice on how to get this magic "credit" stat. Have I not levelled up enough? Do I need to buy the Capitalist DLC? (Btw, that is sarcasm)

It's so annoying. And I know people often whine that the world is "unfair" but I'm saying that the world is wrong as fuck when things like this stand in your way.