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[–]2QuietDude69 points70 points71 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Adulthood is a farce. Being an adult means you're good at paying your bills. You could lose your job any day of the week. Congrats on being a "grown up".
[–]tamass1826 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. I always said there is no such thing as being a "strong independent woman". It's called being a responsible adult.
[–]comptejete19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“I don’t want to die as this guy, the ‘angry guy,’ that’s the worst dude to die as. Because people gotta try and think of happy shit to say about you at your funeral. ‘He, uh, he always paid his bills on time, you gotta give him that. Goddamn! You gave this guy a bill and he paid it! This guy was a bill paying son of a bitch. He, uh, ironed his shirts….ah, I got nothin’.”
[–]mandalf125 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bill Burr?
[–]comptejete5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The man, the legend.
[–]aanarchist15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Being an adult is being a slave by modern definitions. Being a modern adult is not being a man, it's being a cuck slave.
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[–]aanarchist0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I support families, just not broken fucked up degenerate ones.
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[–]8017350 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Why won't you just take it, pederchino?" ]=)
[–]MatthewsIsGod 30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A single man does 100% of his housework. How is that immature?
[–]nigelh12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hell no. I have a cleaner comes in once a fortnight and does what would take a wife two weeks in three hours.
[–]Volentimeh13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Using your labor to pay for someone to clean your house still counts as housework imo not to mention smart time management.
[–]nigelh5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm retired. This was labour I did years ago.
[–]DarthZontag 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Adulthood used to be rewarded with authority, just saying...
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Did anybody else read this in the voice of 1950's actor?
[–]Malefics6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]MGTOWManofMystery2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why, yes, Johnny! Indeed, I did! Can you spare a smoke, chum?
[–]RedPilledANCAP2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
LOL XD
[–]dogwoodcat8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not the definition of an "Adult". That's the definition of A "Dolt"
[–]rektumsempra4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In australia you can hire a naked maid. I don't live there; just saying. Score one for single guys.
[–]Trek132 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
isn't it amazing how closely the Matrix mirrors "real life". Its all an illusion.
[–]SnapshillBot1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]scooter_19751 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"What I need is to take a shit. See ya around."
[–]bewilderment_0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wht is adulthood defined by people who never grow up to begin with?
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[–]2QuietDude69 points70 points71 points (9 children) | Copy Link
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[–]mandalf125 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]MatthewsIsGod 30 points31 points32 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]nigelh12 points13 points14 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Volentimeh13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]nigelh5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DarthZontag 23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Did anybody else read this in the voice of 1950's actor?
[–]Malefics6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MGTOWManofMystery2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]dogwoodcat8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Trek132 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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