Yesterday I had to attend a birthday party. There was a couple with a baby. The baby was a little bit browner than the parents. It had the looks of the mother (face, mouth), but no similarities with dad. I would say the baby was half Moroccan, it had big brown eyes.

When they left the party I told the whole group that if I would be the father, I would steal some DNA from the kid and bring it to a lab for some testing. They thought I was from another world and said that the mother is Polish and that's probably why the kid is a bit browner. I laughed it off and said: "or maybe the father is the guy on the corner with a kebab shop".