So Im in an apartment complex. One building with 4 units. I am in an upstairs apartment which I thought would be great. Bottom and top both have their flaws though. I wouldn't have to hear footsteps above me or loud bangs from dropping shit but I sill hear their music below me. 2 girls live below me. They like to smoke weed and drink. I hear them coughing every night I come home and it smells like weed. I hate weed and alcohol. They constantly have a lot of guys over. Sometimes I have to get through a crowd of people to get up to my apartment.

Every now and then I have girls over to my apartment to have some fun. Not the girls below me but other women. I find it funny how here I am a man with his own place who has women over and here are these boys who come to the girls below me. That's what it's like to be a simp.

Chad - girls come to him

Simp - goes to girls

Another thing is that these girls like to have their plants outside on the steps. They decorate outside like they own the entire building. I'm already thinking I can't wait to move from here.