• Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. She said 'NO!

Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. She said 'NO!' So the Prince went and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big tittied broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and beer and jager and never heard bitching or nagging and never paid child support or alimony and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and filled it with guns and power tools and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money in the banks and stock accounts and investments and left the toilet seat up and the Prince lived happily ever after.

  • The End.