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Saturn1981
[–]801735126 points127 points128 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
"What do you want." is the EXACTLY correct line when it's her contacting you first. ALWAYS.
[–]Saturn1981[S] 82 points83 points84 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Since discovering this lifestyle and female nature, I’ve been treating ALL women like this. Idgaf anymore about these lying, cheating whores.
[–]80173524 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Iddqd myself anymore. ]=)
[–]Saturn1981[S] 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am death incarnate
[–]turbo_pimp_hand5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The destroyer of worlds*.
*Whores woteva.
[–]8017354 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
whorelds*
[–]inspiron30001 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't give a fuck, yet, you continue to chat with them.
Now that you no longer give a fuck, you are behaving so Alpha that these bitches can't stop thinking about you.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Or respond like hostile AI does in civilization 5. My favourite civ 5 ai quote is: "there is your face again, I am actually hoping one day you might just go away."
[–]robob270013 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have good taste in games
[–]fuckyouredditcunts7712 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The trick is to keep in mind that their flawed logic doesn't always translate into something a sane person can understand. That's why I like to ask what perceived value is there for her behavior as opposed to what's in it for her.
[–]8017359 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
doesn't always translate into something a sane person can understand.
So they're copying me, is that what you're saying? ]=)
[–]davebrain48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Instead of "lol. no im not" his next line should have been "answer the question"
[–]Saturn1981[S] 44 points45 points46 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yea. I’ll do that the next time this chick’s husband leaves for the day.
Awalt.
[–]ChantingMonk15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Inquiring minds want to know, did you smash the sloot?
[–]Saturn1981[S] 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No. She just likes to sext.
[–]tw1g007 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Honestly it wouldn't take much convincing on your part if you wanted to do the dirty deed. AWALT. Fuck these whores regardless.
[–]Saturn1981[S] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, we’ve discussed it. However my the last girl I did that with lasted 2 years and I developed oneitis before getting my heart ripped out.
Hence, why I’m here now
[–]Saturn1981[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...so fuck that. lol
[–]hed_fuc 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Good response, that's exact my response or in my thought, what so they want.
[–]Saturn1981[S] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Their egos are insatiable.
[–]Fyodor00711 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I read "eggos"... I'm hungry
[–]Saturn1981[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same.
Also, Food > Women
[–]Fyodor0070 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed.
[–]genxer7916 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should have replied “why are you yelling?” When she responded in all caps.
[–]Figuredoutanopinion12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Projectio-- I'm not touching this nvm.
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[–]RefreshRedditAllDay2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Some are just really shit texters. I texted one girl from out of town for a while after we originally met, I honestly thought she might’ve been retarded. Met her in person and she was surprisingly speaking better than most people I knew. She has aced every college essay she has written so far, but when it comes to texting or updating social media none of the shit she says makes sense.
Here is one of her most recent status updates:
“I wanna be the first one to say Happy Birthday to you!! Your the best big sister and my best friend!! It never dull moment with us plus the Walmart trips, and thrift shop trips😂😂😂 hope you have good day Tommrow love you!! ❤️❤️”
[–]fuu999 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She is lazy and you are friendzoned
[–]RefreshRedditAllDay0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where'd you get that from? lmao
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So much projection. Lmfao.
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[–]Saturn1981[S] 82 points83 points84 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Saturn1981[S] 25 points26 points27 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]8017354 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]inspiron30001 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Or respond like hostile AI does in civilization 5. My favourite civ 5 ai quote is: "there is your face again, I am actually hoping one day you might just go away."
[–]robob270013 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fuckyouredditcunts7712 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]8017359 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]davebrain48 points49 points50 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]Saturn1981[S] 44 points45 points46 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]ChantingMonk15 points16 points17 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Saturn1981[S] 13 points14 points15 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Saturn1981[S] 15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]hed_fuc 21 points22 points23 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Saturn1981[S] 11 points12 points13 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]genxer7916 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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