Dnd is a hilariously fun hobby for a number of reasons. The biggest reason is having a chance to shoot the shit with the boys, and laugh at ridiculous situation/ problem solve for hours. The bigger the group = the more friends you make. Yet somehow my bae doesn’t care.... Conversation last Sunday

Her: you go every Sunday for 5 hours, it’s taking up too much time! It’s obsessive and unhealthy, and it’s not responsible, you are an adult!

Me: how is hanging with friends child like? You hang out with friends. Text, phone calls that last hours. Hell , if we calculated the total time you take every week to watch Netflix (she uses my account) I know for a fact it’s more than 5 hours.

Her: you can keep trying to compare those things but they just are not the same. You need to learn to grow up or no women will ever want you.

Me: how is Netflix different than dnd. Oh wait I know. Dnd involves socializing and problem solving skills. Using your brain instead of just mindlessly watching content. Dnd trains you to be more of a problem solver. Trains you to lead or work well in a team. And I form bonds with people I could have for a lifetime! How many times has Michael Scott invited you over to his condo, and helped you escape depression? Oh wait. None. Because Netflix is for the stupid anti social people who can’t be bothered to socialize. ( I don’t think this. But I wanted to show her what she sounds like ).

Her: I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST CALLED ME STUPID BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TO GROW UP . WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I can’t believe we are even having this conversation. I shouldn’t have to explain to you why DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS is for CHILDREN! My GOD we could be getting stuff done on Sunday. Going on a date or something, but that’s fine. We don’t have to date anymore. Date your friends. stormed out crying

Haven’t talked to her in a week. She’s usually the “you need to text me” type. But I honestly don’t want to text her lol.

Edit. Months ago she literally told my MOTHER about her distaste for the group. And my own god dam mother parroted back the same arguments she uses about “growing up”. She went on to say it’s “not worth losing her”. Like god dam. I work a full time job. I barley have time to do anything fun. My dads the only one who supports it. And he’s big into sports and football and argues that it’s essentially the same thing.

Update: Boys. I got all my stuff from her apartment. Pretended to be all lovey dovey. I even mentioned cutting down the dnd hours to 1 day a month. That got me into the apartment. Spent some time there. Got my stuff, got my car , and broke up with her over text. Blocked her on everything. It’s done. I also positioned a camera on my car outside my door, just in case. Thanks for making me see the light.