Baggage

RunawayGrain · 2018-11-12T20:30:31+00:00

Tyrone: Imma be there for you baby!

Her: Oh Tyrone. <Tingle>

<3 Month later>

Her: Tyrone, we need to talk.

Tyrone: Anything you need baby!

Her: I'm pregnant. You need to get a job to support 'our baby'

Tyrone: <Cloaks, Predator style>

<9 months Later>

Her: I'm born again. I haven't slept with a guy in at least two days! Keeping it real. For Jesus.

New Tyrone: All right girl, that's where it's at!

Her: Me and my baby server the Lord!

New Tyrone: Baby? <Speeds off like the Flash, Sonic boom in the distance.>

Her: This sucks. I'm stuck with some back bench Shia Lebeouf lookalike just because he pays the bills. He better not expect sex though.

Tyrone: <Peeking from behind a bush> What's up girl?

honda_vfr · 2018-11-12T19:20:40+00:00

He is so lucky to have her. She is a born again Christian now. Her history does not matter. He has landed a pretty wife.

What a jerk.

flee_market · 2018-11-12T19:12:48+00:00

Someone's gotta raise that kid. It ain't gonna be Chad.

TheFireStarter555 · 2018-11-12T19:20:53+00:00

Cucks exist to entertain men.

jjhova36 · 2018-11-12T20:12:51+00:00

Hahahahaha ‘Austyn’

crushedpelvis · 2018-11-12T20:28:46+00:00

If you look at the dates, All those pictures are within a year of each other. Short term fling results in baby that white boy billy beta gets to support.

If not for the kid, she's a solid 9

DarthCallidous · 2018-11-12T22:30:23+00:00

Austyn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The jokes write themselves!

Throwaway35331 · 2018-11-12T22:27:34+00:00

"He's so good y'all."

"So good y'all. So good."

You think she'd realize the trend and maybe not make statements on social media like this. Stop posting this stuff to create a false reality. Stop trying to convince yourself and everybody else that THIS one is definitely going to work out. Why don't you post that shit after like 20 years of a successful and loyal marriage. And all things considered...I would still have trouble believing that one.

codecxbox · 2018-11-12T19:05:24+00:00

cringing here, lol

AliBarakat · 2018-11-12T23:08:41+00:00

Lol she thought he'd be there for her child. This is just comedy gold. Especially the simp at the end pretending to be a parent.

geniuscel · 2018-11-12T22:13:51+00:00

he is not the stepfather. he is the father who stepped up.

(if i had been such a huge cuck i wouldn't let anyone take pictures of me)

bomicbon · 2018-11-12T19:44:13+00:00

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

massy525 · 2018-11-12T22:00:11+00:00

Alpha fucks, beta bucks. Successful dual-mating strategy has been pulled off. Good for her I guess. The dude whom's wardrobe consists entirely of athleisure clothing sure as hell isn't getting a job.

crushedpelvis · 2018-11-12T20:25:42+00:00

Cringe so hard skull collapses onto itself

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-12T23:59:54+00:00

It's like watching a dog wipe its ass by dragging it along the floor

dookandralley · 2018-11-12T21:29:21+00:00

fasterfind · 2018-11-12T23:41:25+00:00

Brain cancer. A fine example of how women behave. Deep down, she hasn't changed though. She still wants dick from other men. That white guy is just the cuck for a while. She will cheat and monkey branch, or at least fuck others on the side. Maybe some day, she'll get pregnant again by someone else and keep that multi-racial family motif real strong.

XteveMcQueen · 2018-11-13T00:44:59+00:00

A perfect THOT timeline. It’s like a goddamned spread in National Geographic. Alpha is nowhere to be seen and Beta picks up the checks while begging for sex which occurs with perfect regularity on his birthday and Christmas.

Another brother lost. See you on the other side (that is, after the divorce and you find yourself here).

Longtermsmurf · 2018-11-12T21:27:52+00:00

A year ago at a church party, I met some Christian girl that I went to elementary school with. I hadn't seen her in years. Being the nice beta guy, I tried to talk to her. Anyway, she only gave me her number to satisfy her own ego. I later found out she was dating a chad baseball player. Update: 1 year later, she is dating a different chad. Only a matter of time before this same scenario plays out with her. Should be fun to witness.

2018-11-12T22:20:27+00:00

It’s like a porn sitcom. Blacked version of Look Who’s Talking starring the voice of Gary Coleman from the grave as the rugrat.

OptimusFried001 · 2018-11-13T01:09:11+00:00

Fuck this nonsense. Retiring early with no stake in the future. I refuse to participate in this bullshit of a society.

ifrankenstein · 2018-11-12T23:45:13+00:00

Say g'bye to that bike, big guy. Enjoy your minivan

2018-11-13T00:07:00+00:00

This would have been much more helpful in a school textbook than the war of 1812.

LORD-THUNDERCUNT · 2018-11-13T02:04:51+00:00

God I fucking love this picture.

groovybooboo · 2018-11-12T22:42:13+00:00

Every single mother in her thirties wet dream.

stringedbeams · 2018-11-13T00:36:25+00:00

it's not fun to see society decay

chaseexcellence · 2018-11-13T02:06:52+00:00

Some guys will do anything to get laid. This dude can get a girl with no kids. SUCKA!!!!!!!

gangstajuice · 2018-11-13T02:05:18+00:00

she looks like some ho i hooked up with in college

JD-Anderson · 2018-11-12T22:58:47+00:00

I’d bang her. Wouldn’t put a ring on that, but I’d bang her,

Title	Baggage
Author	Chick_Hardy
Upvotes	129
Comments	54
Date	November 12, 2018 6:58 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9wgvj8/baggage/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/baggage.460473 https://theredarchive.com/post/460473

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