You wake up in the morning when your banana shaped alarm clock goes off.

For breakfast you have some banana bread, oatmeal with dried bananas, banana flavored milk and a banana.

Brush your teeth with your yellow toothbrush and banana flavored toothpaste.

Rushing down the road to the bus station, you almost miss the long yellow bus that usually take you to work.

At the office you spend all day typing on your Banana® computer.

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For lunch you decide to get a pizza with banana slices and a large cup of Bananta™ soft drink. In the restaurant, they have a jar where you can drop your change to support the Yellow Ribbon campaign, dedicated to support banana growers, (sponsored by Chiquita).

Lately TV has been showing a lot about the Yellow Ribbon campaign and how unfair banana growers are treated. Their state monopoly on the fruit market has been questioned by the peach industry. Everybody are very upset that the Peachiarcy dares continue oppressing bananas everywhere.

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After work you call your buddy on his banana phone and asks if he wants to see a movie? Sure! So you meet up and watch Bruce Willis save a banana shipment from a bunch of evil fruit smugglers. As Bruce celebrates his victory with a banana, something clicks in your mind. You realize that you have never seen a movie that was not focused on bananas. Why is that?

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As you go to sleep that night you realize that sure, of course you like bananas, but there are other fruits as well, aren't there? Why do you never hear about them? What's wrong with cherries, avocados, pears or mangoes?

The super market fruit section is filled with bananas and only a small section is reserved for a few other fruits.

The lunch restaurant have nothing on the menu without bananas.

The advertisements on the billboards are always using images of bananas to sell everything from cars to insurance to kitchen appliances.

As you drift off to sleep, the thought grinds in your mind. "Why so many bananas...?"

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During the next morning's banana break, you ask one of your coworkers if they have ever tried a peach? She looks at you with a look of horror and disgust.

"What? Is there something wrong with bananas?"

"No, no, bananas are fine", you reply, "I'm bananas over bananas, but have you ever tried any other fruit or taste?"

"No! And I don't think that is appropriate to discuss, you make everyone uncomfortable. Are you some kind of misomusaist or something? What, you like peaches or apples better, you musaphobe?!"

She storms off, and the people around the table give you killer glares.

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In the afternoon you get a visit from HR. They tell you that they have heard that you're spreading anti-banana hate speech and that this office has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to musaphobia. You are fired.

As you leave the building that afternoon you know that it will be nigh impossible to find a new job once they found out why you were fired from your old one. Musaphobia is a serious accusation, almost a crime.

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You are so angry at this injustice, so you call your best buddy to meet you at your favorite pub. He buys you a beer and listens as you vent.

As you sip on the beer and the banana flavor fills your mouth, you suddenly feel a wave of anger and resentment well up and you realize that you are truly sick and fucking tired of God damned bananas!!