bathroom problems

harmonic_blast · 2019-02-07T17:44:20+00:00

Reminds me of feminism's "manspreading" propaganda.

An unassuming guy, minding his own business sitting comfortably on public transport is painted as some kind of domineering sex predator simply because he doesn't have his knees together like a girl in a skirt while some entitled bitch with her shopping bags taking up multiple seats is complete fine.

Yeah fuck you feminsts.

Zetaghostmale · 2019-02-07T18:14:52+00:00

I think it's a constant among women to complain about to lower the toilet bowl. I find it lowered and I raise it. You find it up and you must put it down. Do an effort. It is not so difficult.

SentientApe · 2019-02-07T18:25:05+00:00

Cognitive dissonance.... :/

W00gy · 2019-02-07T20:40:40+00:00

Not many women check the underside of the lid where their wet lettuce fanny has splattered all over where a bloke would need to touch to lift the lid.

cyan_pop · 2019-02-07T19:37:29+00:00

Is her butt plugged in

Toshiba1point0 · 2019-02-07T17:26:53+00:00

Did everyone miss the point about her shit covering every square inch in the bathroom?

Drozz42 · 2019-02-07T21:59:40+00:00

I do not miss this at all. You need to wipe the sink down after you're done using it! Uh.. Can you move your 50 pounds of shit off the counter?

2019-02-07T21:55:21+00:00

That's exactly what my mom did in our bathroom when I was kid, haha.

rossquaza · 2019-02-08T03:14:32+00:00

Man: *invents toilet

Women: "YOUR USING IT WRONG!"

boy_named_su · 2019-02-07T18:17:38+00:00

It's actually more efficient to leave the toilet seat up:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2938211/Economists-expose-mathematical-inefficiency-leaving-toilet-seat-down.html

mattmanoblot420 · 2019-02-07T20:37:51+00:00

Lots of butt hurt feminists here lol

brg2 · 2019-02-07T21:10:07+00:00

I had this with a live-in girlfriend (no longer), she would bitch about the seat being up but then later she'd have mountains of hair lodged in her sink drain which THIS GUY would have to fish out with one of those flimsy snake cord thingies. I'd put it off so long because it was disgusting and she'd just do her morning routine with an overflowing sink, not minding it one bit.

God she was a dumb bitch. We broke up last year.

the_dorf · 2019-02-08T02:23:41+00:00

I always put the top (cover) seat down when I'm done; nothing but one up toilet seat and no complaints.

shammylamby · 2019-02-08T03:27:16+00:00

The truth. Women are unbelievable slobs.

robowriter · 2019-02-08T05:13:33+00:00

Don't remind me it's not your house anymore. One poor simp in my family visiting him was like adandon all hope all ye who enter here we have these stuffed animals everyone; you can't sit down without crushing one of these stupid things.

Like above, the bathroom was a saloon, but with neither tp nor magazines worth reading. I think you were expected to scoop it out and use the blowdrier on your bum but no one really knows. The hamster was everywhere and possessed the house.

TheLastMgtow · 2019-02-08T10:25:36+00:00

If you ever shared an apartment with female flatmates, for example when you were a student and you shared with a bunch others students, then you will understand this meme is very real. Basically they are completely oblivious of the shit they do, but notice every little thing you do that could be wrong. If you do everything right (dont even try it) she will try to find something to bitch about anyways.

The supposed solution was:

Do bad shit on purpose. Let her get bitchy. And tell them to shut the fuck up. That way she won't be shocked with small things, because she will be distracted and on the defensive with the big problem. This also worked with relationships back in the days. I know this sounds a lot like dark triad, but i would intentionally do bad shit on the relationship, because that way they would not even have the time to scheme or come up with drama. A lot of guys do that, a lot of guys are "abusive", because if they stop for a few days, then she will be the one scheming and creating drama, and when they do drama they dont measure the consequences.

If ever sharing a space with females for a long time, make things very clear since the beginning. If you let her get away with the first bitching expect the bitching to get worse for the most stupid shit - she will bitch anyways even if you dont let her get away with it, but it will be smaller things. Avoid them like the plague, and avoid being indoors. Always be busy, and never become friends with them. Politely refuse any invitations to go out and become closer to them.

This is actually worse than living with your girlfriend. Because at least you are fucking your girlfriend. When you share an apartment with females, they try to get into your life. Thats how they instinctively see men that are close to them but are not fucking them, they dont have respect for them, unless you act like a thug and they fear you. And if you do then they will want to fuck you, and if you do, then you won't have peace again in that house.

Needless to say you should never share space with females be that a flat or work environment, but if you find yourself in such a situation ever, understand that communication should be minimal or you will eventually deal with shit. But you shouldn't also share a flat with anyone for that matter. If i could, i would have an island for myself, and sometimes go visit the cities just to laugh at how miserable, codependent and meek people are. We men dont really need much to be happy besides our own space, we dont need much social bullshit, forget about what they told you.

SavvyMillennial · 2019-02-08T11:20:56+00:00

Women do be having dirty bathrooms. I've seen this more than once to confirm.

2019-02-07T16:46:15+00:00

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FireworksPurple · 2019-02-07T19:55:30+00:00

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Title	bathroom problems
Author	NathanHollister
Upvotes	565
Comments	47
Date	February 7, 2019 4:38 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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