Batmanning

norcal_pro · 2018-07-10T01:45:16+00:00

I really loved doing this back when bars were fun. Just make sure your friends know that none of you are meant to use your real names. You don't want them to come after you with vengeance.

Haven't been to a bar in half a decade though, filled with fatties and butterfaces.

FI-REman_GMOW · 2018-07-10T01:10:05+00:00

I'd call it the Darkwing Duck-out. Heh.

2018-07-10T01:10:15+00:00

they buy you shots?

No1Buck · 2018-07-10T06:10:45+00:00

The hero MGTOW deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Juxtapointer · 2018-07-10T09:53:32+00:00

OP deleted his account, thereby batmanning all of us. Lol

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-07-10T09:55:40+00:00

When women approach me, I make the most ridiculous claims and see how far I can push the bullshittery before they realize I'm making fun of them

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-07-10T11:18:30+00:00

Yes. I never give my number to casual acquaintances.

Something for you to read, if you have the time.

Recently:

a very young gurl (24?) came to me at my bar, asking to sit next to me and wanted conversation. I took off my headphones ordered a drink for me and said “shoot, I’m listening”. After she was finished telling me about her social studies (I knew she was one of those),

I explained her MGTOW, and ordered another drink. After being speechless for a while, she had to leave with her relatives, she was signalling she is waiting for me to ask her. Maybe the MGTOW philosophy made her wet. But i didn’t. I have business cards, but left them in my pocket. So she came to me in a last attempt, kissing both of my cheeks. I lied: “ was nice talking to you, take care.”. Good Bye thot... I thought by myself and continued to listen to Frank Zappa.

Next day, sitting outside of my coffee shop. Listening to sibelius, another young thot, skinny, may mid 30 came to my table. Asking me for a place to sit and immediately started talking about how cruel the world is. With the rain forests, wars and refugees and all that SJWs first world problems. I told her that I don’t care for that. I’m busy with becoming a better person. She was enthusiastic about this approach (as if she never thought about it) and we had a funny conversation. Until the end, no name, no number. Similar ending as above.

I always went away from such events with the satisfaction that my life and my plans remain unchanged. That I can be me and have nothing to prove to them bitches. Sometimes it’s fun to hear what they have to say. But I know, it’s not what they think. Giving they my number would certainly have an effect, that I don’t want.

ConstantChinner · 2018-07-10T01:08:42+00:00

Batman was a scientist.

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-07-10T06:00:09+00:00

No bro.. I am a ninja.. Girls don't see me.

spatialsmokey · 2018-07-10T14:07:30+00:00

Now I have a reason to go to the bars again. I've often wanted to do as Batman does.

eonus01 · 2018-07-10T15:18:57+00:00

They buy you drinks? Unheard of.

2018-07-10T23:22:13+00:00

You know what's even better?

ZFG.

Title	Batmanning
Author	newdude_jerry
Upvotes	71
Comments	31
Date	July 10, 2018 1:07 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8xix2z/batmanning/
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