Do you want to be a Real Man™?

Then you must do as I say!

Some of which include:

  • Sacrificing your life for me
  • Taking my abuse
  • Doing things you hate
  • Giving me everything you own
  • Having no say in your future
  • Having no free will
  • Taking care of my children
  • Following my rules
  • And anything else I say or tell you do in the future

So be a Real Man™!

Only Real Men™ deserve MY rules!

Only Real Men™ deserve MY "love"!

Only Real Men™ deserve to live!

If you're not a Real Man™ kill yourself!

Be a Real Man™