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[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Notice the house and pets are on her side of the cake.
She'll probably have the pets put down right away just to spite him, because she knows how much he loved that dog.
[–]CenturianMonk[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's the nasty in her.
[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
^ this
[–]f3wl 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He still has the clothes on his back, more than he’d have in reality.
[–]randoms420 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least he got some free flowers....
[–]NohoTwoPointOh 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’ll be hustling Tulips harder than the Dutch when that first child support bill comes due. Buddy will be on a Little Debbie snack cake shortly.
[–]alienmuseum 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That cake looks pretty good but the decorations clearly ruined it.
[–]YourPillsAintWorkin 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All the children should be on her side as well, for accuracy.
[–]-Solitude-- 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's very nice, but it's a bit unrealistic. You're telling me she left him 40% of the flowers and a nice suit? A real woman would've taken those from him too.
[–]CenturianMonk[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah. It's accurate, but not accurate enough to describe divorce in this day in age.
[–]-Solitude-- 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, yep. Maybe 10-15 years ago. Fair enough!
[–]Low_Echidna4462 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As somebody that just went through a divorce...he has too much stuff still on his side. Put him in a hole of debt 75k into the ground he has to climb out of by himself. That's how you start single life as a man after divorce.
I imagine that debt hole I refernenced is probably nothing compared to you poor bastards that had kids in a divorce. Im lucky I got out in my early 30s. My laywer said she could have taken even more if we had hit 5 years....
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