Story time! Late February of this year I went on a date with a woman who is friend of a friend I met at a party. She seemed nice enough but nothing came of the date so we never went out again. Totally fine, no big deal. Fast forward to late August when I find out from my friend that this woman just got ENGAGED to another man. I'm fairly certain she wasn't dating him when I met her, so this means that these two people decided to get married after roughly SIX MONTHS of dating with no cohabitation. Insane, I know, but it doesn't end there!

Three weeks ago my friend is attending their engagement party and texts me saying that the party was in fact a SURPRISE WEDDING! They went from complete strangers to fully hitched in about 8 months which I find completely mind boggling, especially for the guy who's surely in for the ride of his life. But it doesn't end there!

Here's the real kicker. A few days ago my friend tells me the woman is PREGNANT! Assuming she is now in her second trimester, this means that she was knocked up at some point in July/August. Basically this guy is now 100% stuck with this woman who he barely knows and I'm sitting here laughing while I watch the giant crazy bullet fly right by me. This woman clearly had a plan to get married and have a baby as fast as humanly possible with the first man who could tolerate her crazy ass.

Thoughts??