This just happened.

I was out buying groceries for the next couple weeks and in aisle 2 of my local grocery store I found a broken bag of almonds on the floor with al quite a bit of the contents spilled across the floor around the bag.

So, of course I go to report this mess. I found two women. One is older, about 45-50 and the younger one is about 23-25.

I tell them this: "excuse me, there's a bit of a mess in aisle 2. It seems someone bust their nut all over the floor."

The younger one was shocked, angry and I can tell she hated me already. Just fucking seething at me, lol!!

The older one laughed and then asked "...really?"

And I said "no, it's actually just almonds -which are nuts, I think"

Seeing the younger one hating me felt so good while the older one was laughing her ass off.

Anyways. Not the funniest or most entertaining story, but hey. That just happened.

Cheers, fellas. You all have a good night.

*Edited for spelling mistakes